Your Tango
The man isn’t alone in feeling regret over his tattoo, according to a 2023 survey by Advanced Dermatology. They discovered that 1 in 4 Americans regret getting at least one of their tattoos. The top reasons cited were that they didn’t like how it looked, changed their mind about it over time, or that the tattoo artist did a bad job.
Tattoo regret is often delayed, like in the case of the Reddit poster. The survey also discovered that, for the majority of participants, the regret didn’t sink in until 2+ years later (51%). However, some did report regretting the tattoo just a few days after getting it (18%). More
…the ultimate ode to tattoo regret…
https://youtu.be/tju57cSrPzI?si=XEYUFR6cflcQcExx
I HAVE REGERTS TOO, ESPECIALLY AFTER FREE MEAL NIGHT FROM TACO BELL
From the article: “‘I’ve Completely Ruined My Life’ — Man’s Tattoo Regret Is Making Him Severely Depressed.”
Maybe he’s really transgender.
/s
Kinda like trans regret but without the suicides.
A Tattoo Story
Of all the places to occur, this one struck a chord
The closest place to get what I needed at the club I was at was a Target about 2 miles away. Does not matter to the story what I was getting other than that it required waiting at a customer service desk for a clerk to unlock the lock on the door to get at the thing that had another lock needing unlocking to complete the first step required to complete the simple task of buying small portable speaker with a 3.5mm plug. This also occurred at the time when masking was starting to become a thing but not mandatory there, yet.
But before any of the above could be completed, I had to stand in a short line of 2 to pay the cashier to get the item to complete the task to get back to the club. I was last in line behind the most striking woman in a skin hugging white dress I had ever seen in real life. In magazines, maybe, but standing behind her 6 feet away was an image I wish I could have photographed. Not only for her figure, but the tattoos as well. There were 2, that I could barely see with my eyes, but they were there.
What were they? Well, I do not know. It would take a closer inspection with the tight dress removed. However, they were slightly visible through the stretchy fabric of the dress across her very nicely shaped buttocks. Not too large and not too small. I was standing behind her so my looking at her behind was not rude since she was looking at the cashier. Again, I didn’t have a camera. I can only hope the store security cams worked and those guys got to see her too. It was that good.
What were the 2 tattoos on her behind? I will reveal the answer to that later, but first, what are IOTW’ers guesses?
Know Regerts.
His tats look like they were done by a cartoonist.
Add’l Info
Don’t Know = Don’t know first hand.
There was no other material covering her behind other than the dress. What the tatts represented was clear, the actual tatts were not. Also, it was nothing vulgar or a sexual item so lets keep it PG-13.
So when she’s on her back and legs up in the air it says MoM, and on her knees from behind it says WoW? I’ve seen that one before. 🙂
“So when she’s on her back and legs up in the air it says MoM, and on her knees from behind it says WoW? I’ve seen that one before.”
Guess that’s better than wOw or mOm.
Tattooists are sadists who like inflicting pain on others who are masochists.
Worked with a guy that had Christain tattooed on the inside of his forearm. I’m pretty certain that he didn’t knew that it was spelled wrong.
If you think a tattoo makes you more attractive you are probably ugly.
He has no one to blame but himself.
didn’t knew that it was
-I see what you did there
One time, Fur made us wait 2 days for the answer.
Another time, it was like months, when time stopped
Anyways, a hint
They were covering her butt, or part(s) of it.
Oh, also, since I have had more time to reflect on what I saw.
I believe it was a combination of the thread spacing on the dress material and the stores lighting and my almost perfect vantage that was the cause of the x-ray vision I seemed to experience.
I do not think she was aware that anyone could see it. In a bikini perhaps the very upper parts of the tattoos would show. Depending on how tiny the bikini was. For size analysis, she did not look like she did tiny bikinis and she did not need a large bikini, either. Just a normal sized bikini.
The sperm donor had 3 naked women tatted on both arms, and a third tat of a naked woman sitting in a martini glass. What was my egg donor thinking?
Goldenfoxx
Hey, we’ve missed you. What’s up?
Stupid is foprever.
Permanent response to a temporary fad.