UK Daily Mail
The Wizard Of Oz and It’s A Wonderful Life are going to get a ‘diverse’ reboot, a Hollywood director has revealed.
Kenya Barris, who created the ABC sitcom Black-ish, is working on scripts for the Warner Bros adaptations of the Hollywood classics and spoke of his plans to make some key changes as he appeared at the Sundance Film Festival. More
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MAYBE THIS WILL KEEP MOOCHELLE FROM RUNNING AND INSTEAD BE THE BLACK TRANNY WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST
THAT WOULD BE COOL
“We’re not in Detroit anymore.”
Listen, is that the sound of millions of dollars burning and turning into a worthless pile of ash.
two more things that they are going to ruin
Kenya Barris re-writes classic movies because he has the imagination that his parents gave him by naming him after a country in Africa that already had that name….
Get ready for the Pride Parade down the Yellow Brick Road!!
They just learn. I got an idea, let’s wreck a classic for 2% of the population.
Will Bedford Falls be renamed Obamaville when the town is overrun by lawless negroes?
They already did this.
It was called “The Wiz”.
https://youtu.be/zEryHRMAaK4?si=lPS5V-Hq22bfethi
Clarence shows Barry Soetoro what the world would look like if he’d never been born.
Turns out it would have been a lot better.
Communists ruin EVERYTHING.
Mr. Potter will be white.
Someone needs to step up and do a white version of Roots. I can see it now.
“Cultural Appropriation you white devils”
Another remake, another remake dud. Like the all grrrl Ghost Busters. Hollyweird hasn’t had any new ideas in years.
@Bob @ 710
True, however
That is how we make those eye shadows powders
Makeup and Malice
@IOTW
The Red Ruby Slippers in the new version will be stolen from Walmart. And the Good Witch will be played by Maxine Waters. The Bad Witch will be Hillary Clinton. The Scarecrow will be played by Obama. The house that crushes the Bad Witch will be played by Michelle Obama. The Cowardly Lion will be played by Lloyd Austin. The Wizard will be played by Klaus Schwab.
You’d be foolish to think this not just a poke in the eye of the America of the past. The day will come that the originals will disappear.
Kansas teenager kills once, meets up with 3 strangers and kills again.
Instead of Dorothy and Toto, the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, and the Cowardly Lion, we’ll end up with La’Quand’a and Humper, tha Dumbazz with no brain, tha Veg-man with no heart, and Pants-pisser.
@Anon — Nope, the house that crushes the Bad Witch will be played by none other than Stacy Abrams. She’s a natural!
Jimmy Stewart’s going to get butt fucked by Clarence.
diogenes, I have archived versions of the classics, including Song of the South…. not gone..
Speaking of cocksuckers:
Lindsey Graham said Trump would believe a theory that ‘martians’ stole the election, told Georgia grand jury he ‘cheated at golf’ and ‘hugged Fani Willis’: New book claims senator threw ex-president under the bus in wild testimony
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13003061/lindsey-graham-wild-trump-testimony-georgia.html
Follow the yellow brick road at your own risk if located in the hood.
It won’t be the yellow brick road. It’ll be the Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King, Junior Boulevard. And it’ll be black. Very, very black.
dei a**holes, blow me
I hope the investors are only looking for a tax write off because these badtardizations will be huge flops.
“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.”
-George Orwell, “1984”
“evey time a bell rings, a ho gets her abortion…”
Beachmom
WEDNESDAY, 24 JANUARY 2024, 20:26 AT 8:26 PM
“I hope the investors are only looking for a tax write off because these badtardizations will be huge flops.”
…and they will say its because of rayyycism, like with The Little Mermaid N Da Hood, Cleopatra From South Central Giza, Don Lemonlass the Elf in “Rings Of Power Politics”, etc, etc…
Oh good. More shows to not watch.
Touché, Uncle AL. Exactly.
Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings”
Need to develop some hobbies to keep you out of the theaters and not be bored.
Instead of the “follow the yellow brick road to the Emerald city”, it’s going to be “follow the Hershey Highway” to the rainbow city.
Early clip of the Wizard of Oz.
If I only had a …you know the thing
https://youtube.com/shorts/D3O9aM_bDZc?si=SGnBMrLunA-0ZzQL
I wonder who will play the winged monkeys?!?!
Can’t wait to see Dorthy twerking her ass down the Yellow Brick Road.
These classics will be ruined by shallow, uninspiring Identity Politics, gutter humor, and by CGI.
So it’s all hunky dory if they steal white people stories?
One thing about making a woke version of the Wizard of Oz: the Scarecrow won’t be the only one in the story born without a brain.
They are remaking “Roadhouse” too.
Who can replace Patrick Swayze, seriously?!?
Jake Gyllenhaal.
Nope.
“follow the yellow dick load.
follow the yellow dick load.
follow, follow, follow, follow,
’cause you’re a non-thinking toad.
if ever there was a Perv there was,
the Lizard of Delaware is the biggest perv there was.
because, because, becaaaaaaaaaaaase,
because of the shower he takes with his kids, because ….
we’re off to see the Lizard, the wonderful Lizard of Peach Fuzz”
(too brutal? too ‘on the mark’? …. too truthful? …. the truth shall set you free …. anyone that would vote for a known senile, imbecilic pedophile puppet is nothing more than a slave to their masters. they have no self-respect & are not even deserving of our scorn … wipe their dust from your sandals)
Would one find where to upload a 1 minute clip from 1999 here?
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You Raise the Blade
Wait 4 It
Wizard- Morgan Freeman
Cowardly Lion- Kevin Hart
Dorothy- Shakira
Tin Man- Ted Danson (in blackface)
Satan cannot create – he can only imitate.
“Do you know how the Orcs first came into being?”
Hollyweird is a Satanic cesspool of narcissism and apishness.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Rewriting someone else’s work? A job worthy of the talents of Claudine Gay.
Of course rewriting someone else’s work. They’re still trying to ape European culture, and stealing it when they routinely fail.
I’m available! I still have my shoe polish too!
Gee Wally, Lookit all that spastic dancing!
They’re not dancing Beave, they’re just trying to stay upright while slippin in all the shit!
Some things just shouldn’t be fucked with.
Hopefully box office carnage will prove that, but it evidently hasn’t with previous bastardization of classics.
Vote with you feet & wallets, my friends.
Free TV like Tubi Roku Samsung etc. have thousands of old flicks, TV shows & current documentaries that are actually entertaining, so when the weather’s bad & you don’t have something better to do, there are those.
The Munchkins will all be fighting age illegal immigrants.
Sorry. “Permanent resident aliens.” 🙄
What about a “Blazing Saddles” remake? White Sherif comes to Baltimore…hilarity ensues!
twerking…patented by some dindu like abrams trying to squeeze out a peach-pit
This is why I refuse to watch movies. If hollyfilth has to shit on everything they will have to do it without me.
They can’t improve a classic. It won’t work.
Old joke: remake Gone With The Wind and rename it Gonorrhea With The Wind, about a guy with an STD and too much stomach gas.
If they want to remake anything, start with a turkey like Plan 9 From Outer Space, a mid-fifties sci-fi movie that was so bad it has become a cult classic – all for being a laugh riot.
Just watched the trailer for the “Roadhouse” remake.
Looks good.
Takes place in the Florida Keys
“Connor McGregor is a bade dude… I got hairy legs!”
None of them have an original thought in their heads.
I’ll watch it if Nan Pelousy ends up crushed under Dorothy’s house.
But just up to that part.