What’s the lunatic fringe’s latest claim?
Jesus was a POC, a Palestinian, who was killed by “white supremacists.”
The pastor, Christopher Van Hall, believes Jesus was an environmentalist, a feminist, a supporter of LBGTQ, anti-war,
and was overweight, partial to khaki colors, played the folk guitar, wore glasses and wore a newsboy hat.
ht/ christian pdx
So He has his own Personal Jesus, who happens to wear a Pussy hat ???
HMMMM.. We may need Aaron Burr for this one.
The fudge you want me to do with this flying douche pickle? American Jesus would backhand the crap out of the guy and duct tape him spread eagle and upside down against a wall.
Me personally? I’d just mug him and go to confession afterwards. Done and done.
This phony so called pastors purpose seems to me to be only spreading another false gospel. He’s not feeding a flock of sheep he’s feeding a flock of goats.
Everybody wants Jesus and science on their side.
The Church of drinking, homosexuality and abortion! Why do I see that and immediately think Democrat Party?
Sick twisted bastard.
We gotta be in the end times right ?
BFH – the “newsboy hat” description made me send the morning coffee through my nose onto my shiny new tablet… and thank you!
FTA: “So we came up with this model and we found an awesome spot … consequently happened to be right below Planned Parenthood in Santa Cruz, which we adore and support their efforts for giving health care to women.”
Imagine the depravity amongst his followers. I’ll bet he’s banging both genders in his flock.
“We adore Planned Parenthood”. That’s not conducive to growing your congregation, “pastor”.
He’s just saying all the correct things to ensure the State qualifies his “church” for tax exempt status.