Remember the Church of Drinking, Homosexuality and Abortion? They’re Not Done With Their Idiocy – IOTW Report

Remember the Church of Drinking, Homosexuality and Abortion? They’re Not Done With Their Idiocy

What’s the lunatic fringe’s latest claim?

Jesus was a POC, a Palestinian, who was killed by “white supremacists.”

The pastor, Christopher Van Hall,  believes Jesus was an environmentalist, a feminist, a supporter of LBGTQ, anti-war, 

and was overweight, partial to khaki colors, played the folk guitar, wore glasses and wore a newsboy hat.

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9 Comments on Remember the Church of Drinking, Homosexuality and Abortion? They’re Not Done With Their Idiocy

  1. The fudge you want me to do with this flying douche pickle? American Jesus would backhand the crap out of the guy and duct tape him spread eagle and upside down against a wall.

    Me personally? I’d just mug him and go to confession afterwards. Done and done.

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  2. FTA: “So we came up with this model and we found an awesome spot … consequently happened to be right below Planned Parenthood in Santa Cruz, which we adore and support their efforts for giving health care to women.”

    Imagine the depravity amongst his followers. I’ll bet he’s banging both genders in his flock.

    “We adore Planned Parenthood”. That’s not conducive to growing your congregation, “pastor”.

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