At least for the interim, I suggest it be renamed to Bedlam.
Swamp
OK, since we are beyond the absurdity level it’s time for something different.
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy’s testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy’s testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, ‘I’ve never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?’
‘No,’ the woman replied. ‘Divorce Lawyer.’
Alt-Gov
Benedictistan
@joe6pak: The version of that joke that I heard was pretty much identical, except that instead of a female divorce lawyer, it was a male IRS agent.
🙂
It’s now planet of the apes
Don’t have a clever name for D.C. But you can add two big blocks on either side of what is now called the Washington Monument and rename it Obama’s Middle Finger. Look what that cocksucker has done to this nation.
Douche City – DC for short
Thank God it isn’t called Hillarabad.
Panem
D.C. district of criminality.
There’s a quaint charm when the hostess says “Hi, may I help you?” and the alternative is “Gimme your doubloons”
I’d rename it to “Kim Jong Un’s Primary Target.” There’s nothing there we would really miss, but any missile landing offshore from Guam may harm valuable aquatic life while targeting desert areas may result in loss of some yet-to-be discovered minerals or even just sand.
But I suspect that even Un isn’t crazy enough to waste his limited missiles on a completely useless target like D.C.
District of Camacho
I predicted that once antifa and BLM had successfully attacked and destroyed confederate icons they’d move on to the Founders. I just didn’t think it would happen in a few weeks. I thought a few years. Wrong.
Things are spiraling out of control very quickly.
Danger ahead.
Trumpopolis
CRACKLAND
Fuggy Bottom
Term Limit
Big Mikes Jock Strap
SOLD
Some neighborhoods might get the rename treatment, too.
Anditsgonnacostya
Rock Creek Pork
Kaloramadan
Dupont Circlejerk
Capitol Hell
Give it a stupid phucking name like a Pennsylvanian name:
Blueballs, Intercourse, King of Prussia, etc. Anything but Washington.
In PA you can drive from Virginville through Blueball to Intercourse on Route 322, the Hershey Highway. Whale oil beef hooked!
◾ Don’t appease leftist, they are never satisfied. ◾
As soon as gays were granted the right to marry, guess what they stomped around about? Trannies. Tranny this, Tranny that, Tranny bathrooms, Tranny military. Now you can’t even swing a dead Tranny around your head without hitting another Tranny.
Moorehead
District of Corruption. Name it what it is.
It seems some of you have already trod the foothills of…
The Forbidden Zone
“The black hole our tax dollars disappear into”
Wait, it’s racist to say that, huh?
Washington State is next. Is anything related to the Founding Fathers sacred anymore? Apparently not to the left who holds nothing to be sacred or worthy of praise unless they can destroy it like it never existed.
Tomorrowland….. because it never arrives.
Looks like they’re starting with the Lincoln Memorial.
http://wjla.com/news/local/lincoln-memorial-defaced-with-graffiti-using-explicit-language
At least for the interim, I suggest it be renamed to Bedlam.
Swamp
OK, since we are beyond the absurdity level it’s time for something different.
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy’s testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy’s testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, ‘I’ve never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?’
‘No,’ the woman replied. ‘Divorce Lawyer.’
Alt-Gov
Benedictistan
@joe6pak: The version of that joke that I heard was pretty much identical, except that instead of a female divorce lawyer, it was a male IRS agent.
🙂
It’s now planet of the apes
Don’t have a clever name for D.C. But you can add two big blocks on either side of what is now called the Washington Monument and rename it Obama’s Middle Finger. Look what that cocksucker has done to this nation.
Douche City – DC for short
Thank God it isn’t called Hillarabad.
Panem
D.C. district of criminality.
There’s a quaint charm when the hostess says “Hi, may I help you?” and the alternative is “Gimme your doubloons”
I’d rename it to “Kim Jong Un’s Primary Target.” There’s nothing there we would really miss, but any missile landing offshore from Guam may harm valuable aquatic life while targeting desert areas may result in loss of some yet-to-be discovered minerals or even just sand.
But I suspect that even Un isn’t crazy enough to waste his limited missiles on a completely useless target like D.C.
District of Camacho
I predicted that once antifa and BLM had successfully attacked and destroyed confederate icons they’d move on to the Founders. I just didn’t think it would happen in a few weeks. I thought a few years. Wrong.
Things are spiraling out of control very quickly.
Danger ahead.
Trumpopolis
CRACKLAND
Fuggy Bottom
Term Limit
Big Mikes Jock Strap
SOLD
Some neighborhoods might get the rename treatment, too.
Anditsgonnacostya
Rock Creek Pork
Kaloramadan
Dupont Circlejerk
Capitol Hell
Give it a stupid phucking name like a Pennsylvanian name:
Blueballs, Intercourse, King of Prussia, etc. Anything but Washington.
In PA you can drive from Virginville through Blueball to Intercourse on Route 322, the Hershey Highway. Whale oil beef hooked!
◾ Don’t appease leftist, they are never satisfied. ◾
As soon as gays were granted the right to marry, guess what they stomped around about? Trannies. Tranny this, Tranny that, Tranny bathrooms, Tranny military. Now you can’t even swing a dead Tranny around your head without hitting another Tranny.
Moorehead
District of Corruption. Name it what it is.
It seems some of you have already trod the foothills of…
The Forbidden Zone
“The black hole our tax dollars disappear into”
Wait, it’s racist to say that, huh?
Washington State is next. Is anything related to the Founding Fathers sacred anymore? Apparently not to the left who holds nothing to be sacred or worthy of praise unless they can destroy it like it never existed.