Rerunning a classic: Captain Longneck- As dumb as his neck is long

20 Comments on Rerunning a classic: Captain Longneck- As dumb as his neck is long

1. Q: What did socialists have before candlelight?

   A: Electricity

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2. Guess I missed it the first time around. I tried to keep up, but couldn’t NOT look at his neck. WTF?

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3. The fascist needs only garish ladies earrings to complete the ensemble

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4. His neck isn’t long enough, they need to stretch it some more, with a rope.

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5. I bet his mom hates to knit him Christmas turtlenecks.
   A couple of sheep worth of wool right there.

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6. You know what they say about dudes with long necks…wait……what….

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7. He’s as smug as he is dumb, too. 🙄

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8. With a neck like that the brain is obviously unable to make contact with the stem which pretty much explains his thought process. No connection!

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9. That friggin mop of hair falling over his face
   constantly.THAT WOULD DRIVE ME CCRRAZZZYYY……

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10. Full Fledged Degenerate:
    https://www.bizpacreview.com/2017/10/01/cop-hating-antifa-professor-exposed-pansexual-fetish-sadomasochism-bondage-542740

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11. Just when I thought my people skills were improving because I haven’t beat anyone with a chair today.

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12. Imagine if that loser had power over you? Obama/jarrett/lois lerner/comey/clinton were bad enough – and their real intentions were undergroud.

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13. Wow, been so long since the participant in the George Michael ‘Gloryneck’ recreational park incident happened,,
    how time flies,,,

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14. John Jay College is my Alma Mater. BA ’75. It is now a sanctuary College in a Sanctuary City. In my day there were lots of Vets in the classes who used to argue with the commie professors. The high school kids just lapped up what the professor said. Today it’s just all high school kids looking for a career in “forensic science”
    “DNA Science” “Social Justice and transgender science.”
    Thus the likes of Issackson. You don’t believe me? Just look at what the fuck is happening in New York City and elsewhere with Police Officers! Just fucking look!

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15. My apologies to Professors John Cronin,Martin Wallace, Jack Weinstein, Joel Blomenthal, and Blanche Weisen Cooke, Blanche was a commie but she gave me A’s. Read Blanche’s book on Elanor Roosevelt.
    Blanche was a nice girl who bragged about owning 50 pairs of jeans

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16. @ Tracy,
    That didn’t even appear to be correct hogtying…. The guy is mentally ill and should not be teaching American utes…..
    “Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell

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17. I hope Tucker threw out that guys chair afterward.

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18. If he tips his head way back, does a Pez come out ?

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19. Descendant of the Rephaim; see Og of Bashon, Amorites.

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20. That neck would have survived the Arkancide beating that took down Epstein.