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Among a small group of people, researchers led by Maastricht University in the Netherlands found that inhaling dried-and-powdered toad secretions resulted in increased life satisfaction, better mindfulness, and a decrease in psychopathological symptoms for the duration of the four-week-long study. More
On the other hand, the toads don’t like it at all.
Thank heavens someone finally found the key to happiness.
Good to know. Thought people would think I was nut’s or something.
And all this time I’ve been smoking powdered frogs. Damn.
Also, I have it on good authority that if you lick a poison dart frog, all your problems will be over.
That’s bad news for the weed biz.
Now we know why Biden and AOC have shit for brains.
I heard powdered liberals are better.
I’m going to start a toad farm.
This is good to know because I’ve been having trouble getting and keeping my toads lit….
“…found that inhaling dried-and-powdered toad secretions resulted in increased life satisfaction, better mindfulness, and a decrease in psychopathological symptoms…”
Do they mean a decrease in psychopathological symptoms OTHER THAN SNORTING TOAD JUICE????
Some how leftest philosophy has devolved in to a group of stoned Netherlanders crawling all over each other like a box full of hamsters/hampsters.
My German Short haired Pointer caught a Colorado River toad once.
His mouth looked like a washing machine with way too much detergent.
He survived and never tried to retrieve/capture another toad.
If only lefty college professors and democrats were as aware about bad ideas and cause and effect.
How bored researchers prank the gullible.
This news ranks up there with “Do You have the brains of a Jellyfish”? Always change the channel when that comes on!
Now, see? Shit like this is why years later, we have weird genetic diseases. Because dumbasses are abusing drugs and whatever and making their future heirs a gaggle of AOC’s!
Who knew we just had a toad juice deficiency!?
Now we know another reason why Austin Powers had an attitude about the Dutch.
Maybe this an old treat in Maastricht, a way to find happiness when the city was under Roman occupation to control crossing of the Maas River. (aka Meuse River). The old Roman wall still runs through the city.
What kind of toads? And which secretions?
(Asking for a friend.)
And what kind of researchers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFn7VjYksBM
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This would definitely explain Young People’s devotion to Burnie.
Does medicare pay for it?
I have secretions worthy of a study. I am willing to be paid the big bucks for them.
Unfortunately the study subjects suffered from one serious side-effect: yes, nasal warts.