The movement needs trivializing. The movement needs to be flushed. It is idiotic. Obviously, all black lives do not matter. They don’t matter to blacks who shoot blacks because they wandered into the wrong neighborhood. Black lives do not matter to millions of mothers who kill their kids because a baby isn’t convenient.
There are white lives that don’t matter either. I could pull the kill switch on lots of white people with absolutely no hesitation. John Wayne Gacy comes to mind.
The phrase, “All Lives Matter,” galls me just as much as, “Black Lives Matter.”
All lives matter? Really? Have you been out there? Are you awake?
Do you think when a homicide bomber detonates his vest I’m thinking that this guy’s life mattered? No.
I wish he was never born.
People have taken to social media to slam the slogan, with Claudia Sanchez writing: “As a woman of color I find your posting offensive and in very bad taste.
“You simply wish to rub salt in an ugly festering wound which evil minded people refuse to allow to heal. The civilized world no longer has any tolerance for your hateful public display of what passes to you as humor.”
Others criticised the restaurant for apparently deleting negative comments.
But others praised the pun, with Russell Berryman writing: “Always love a good play on words. keep up the good work.”
The restaurant’s owner Rick Camuglia told CBS affiliate KRQE: “We didn’t think anybody would be offended by that. It was not our intent to offend anybody.”
BLM is a movement alright….a George Sore Ass bowel movement!
Black Rhinos Matter.
BLM has their panties in a wad. GROW UP!
There’s no way they could have imagined that nobody would be offended. But then again there isn’t much you can do that won’t offend someone – particularly if they think they will get something out of being offended.
OK, let’s try this one:
BLACK CUCUMBERS MATTER
TRY OUR SHITPICKLES
No? Too anal? What?
😉
“You simply wish to rub salt in an ugly festering wound which evil minded people refuse to allow to heal. The civilized world no longer has any tolerance for your hateful public display”.
My sentiments exactly about the false BLM movement(?) and those hiding behind it. Grow up.
I think the guy is hilarious, but his name is disturbingly close to Caligula…
No justice, no pizza.
@sam
I started laughing when I read that. BHO & BLM are nothing but scab pickers.
#NoTheyDont
I love the thin crust, supreme, Palermos Pizzas.
I pick off and toss the black olives, so no, BLACK OLIVES DO NOT MATTER!
I like green olives myself-does that matter? Not all lives matter as stated above and as I have said most of my life. All evil and wicked people need to be and will be one day standing at the judgment seat whether you believe it or not. I’d rather do my best to live a good life now and believe than to not believe and have to face that judgment later on.
How can brutal, scum of the earth murderers be trivialized?
Black Olives, Red Cherry Tomatoes, Green Cucumbers, Purple Onions, and Italian Dressing, all these ingredients matter!
If people are so outraged, grow a set of balls and pop the “O” off the sign. Whaddya got? BLACK (O)LIVES MATTER.
Get a sense of humor, people.
You’re going to need one.
You’re going to need one VERY SOON.
Trust me.
Bravo!
GREAT satire.
Someone should offer a “Trayvon” pizza
(topped with Skittles)
with “Alton Sterling” cheese
(as in Swiss…with all the holes…)
It cracks me up that someone can read a sign and then go on a rage.
Hey!
They had no INTENT to hurt anybody.
Clinton safe zone.
Johnny Cochran would say:
“No intent was in sight,
You cannot indict.”
and here we are. soon they will kill people for drawing a picture that insults them.
sound familiar?
“an ugly festering wound which evil minded people refuse to allow to heal.”
If that she means that evil festering prick in the white house who is wounding America and driving the hatred against white cops and white people in general, he can go heal up in Kenya if he hates it here that badly. So can any others who don’t want a safe America.
#BlackLivesSplatter
I’m sick of their posturing, pontificating, puerile pursuits.
Think it’s tough getting EBT cards every month? Think it’s tough drinking Mad Dog 20/20 and watching TV 16 hours a day? Think it’s tough running the streets acting like fools while others clean up you messes?
Try toting bricks 8 hours a day. Try getting up at 5 AM and going off to work so some unknown slug can get half your pay. Try working for 30 years to have some raging scumbags burn your store. Try watching your city, state, and country turn to shit right before your eyes while your elected “officials” tell you to calm the fuck down.
Fuck you, okay? Get a job, take care of your whelps, teach em discipline and comportment, how to act with the cops, how to be thankful that we’ve tried to civilize you. Again, fuck you – and yours – you’re no better than the lice and ticks and mice that infest the woodlands.
Your lives matter? To whom? Not to you, assuredly, and certainly not to me.
izlamo delenda est …
If I had a restaurant, my sign would say BEANS, BULLETS AND BANDAIDS.
“One day the trees went out to anoint a king for themselves. They said to the olive tree, ‘Be our king.’ ” – Judges 9:8
Olives, olive oil, and olive trees are mentioned more than 170 times in the Bible. And the leaves are mentioned as medicine.
That might not matter to a lot of people, but it matters a lot to me.
Don’t green olives matter, or Greek olives, or Kalamata olives etc.? All olives should matter including Popeye’s girl friend Olive Oyl. And what about extra virgin olive oil? Is it more virginal than regular olive oil?
Ann, sorry for the thumbs down…BFH, can we get a little separation of the the Arrows?
Not to worry, bcattin.
A T-Down lets me know somebody read it and was offended… mission accomplished. 🙂
Black Jive Matters
Yeah, and when was the last time you saw a shvartzer eating tapenade?