Rhyme Time

21 Comments on Rhyme Time

1. Believes in citizen’s rights / Invites invading parasites

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2. Can’t stand obamacare, we need more welfare.

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3. Loves our troops/ Worships fruit loops

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4. I’m a constitutional originalist / You are a racist!

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5. We believe in Liberty, they believe in Equality.

   The basic difference between the American Revolution and the French Revolution…

   Law vs VIOLENCE.

   MAGA2016
   KAG2020

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6. Worships God/ Worships the ramrod

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7. One Nation Under God/angry is the first step

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8. Through our strength our enemy rankles…
   libs bend over and grab their ankles

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9. Conservative: I want less government interference
   Progtard: someone needs to pay my Health Insurance

   Conservative: illegal aliens are invaders
   Progtard: I gets to has more pertaters

   Conservative: believes in The Constitution
   Progtard: I wants my Ressetootons

   Conservative: America is great
   Progtard: America was never great

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10. Liberty reprises with lower tax

    Higher taxes brings slavery back

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11. MAGA/Fagga

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12. Government is rarely the solution /

    Hey hey ho ho…. I’m sorry, that’s all we’ve got. Seriously
    We’re too stupid.

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13. @ Loco – what is Fagga?

    You received two thumbs up.

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14. I was just trying to rhyme, Mr. ghost.
    If I have to explain myself on iotw…

    How about:
    ICE/Lice

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15. I will always love liberty / Whays yo wallet? Gib it ta me!

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16. Feel the Bern
    No need to earn.

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17. Working for a living/In line for all the giving

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18. Give a man a fish and he eats for a day/
    teach a man to steal and he eats until he’s shot.

    Damn. This rhyming thing is hard. Hard like lard, bard,yard,shard,scarred.

    One more try.

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19. We … pledge … our lives our fortunes and our sacred honor /
    Whitey pledge all day but you bitches be a goner.

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20. to not be offended is not a right /
    you alt-right nazi, ya wanna fight?

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21. Freedom to keep my earning/free meds to stop my pee from burning

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