Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, NPR Blows, How Says You?

10 Comments on Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, NPR Blows, How Says You?

1. “Npr, Npr, why do you exist? Every time I turn you on, you’re whispering some crazy bull-sh!^

   Everything from a leftist urban complacent drugged out view.
   It’s enough to make my coffee spew.

   Make up a story, misread a stat. Anything to advance your agenda of crap.
   Never something relevant it’s always a world away.
   Let’s hear another 30 minute piece on some African who’s gay.

   Trump is the President. You all supported a coup. Biden is as fake as your news.”

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2. NPR DID A JOB ON ME. NOW I’M A REAL SICKY. DEFUND THE POLICE. GIVE THE FELONS EARLY RELEASE. SMOKE A COUPLE LIDS, HAVE SEX WITH KIDS. ORANGE MAN BAD, HIS FIRST WIFE DIED AND I’M GLAD.

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3. An NPR drone name of Kwame
   Who is almost as smart as salami
   Will get poems from progs
   Like the oinking of hogs
   Or the whines of a Washington commie.

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4. Whenever I yearn
   to do the opposite of learn
   To seek to story
   of how things never really are
   I just tune my channel to NPR.

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5. Roses are red
   Violets are blue
   I’m schizophrenic
   And so am I

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6. Oh, NPR. Why
   Do you take my tax money
   To fund all your lies?

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7. An NPR haiku

   It’s hard to believe
   But even more annoying
   than shows are pledge drives

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8. negro propaganda radio, suck dick

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9. your “stories” are lies,
   your brain-pans are fallow,
   keep your knee-pads on,
   as you continue to swallow

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10. You wish to enighten
    The knowledge seeker
    But why do I only get sound
    From the left speaker?

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