RIA Novosti warned its readers that Arcturus has “a completely new symptom that was not previously characteristic of covid-19 – conjunctivitis, or ‘pink eye’, accompanied by itching.”
The Exposé: The Russian government is dialling up the “Virus Fear” in perfect synchronisation with the World Health Organisation’s (“WHO’s”) decision to “upgrade” Arcturus to a “variant of interest.”
Fellow BRICS member India is currently experiencing an “intense” outbreak of this variant, and Russia should expect its own Arcturus surge by the end of May, the Chief State Sanitary Doctor of the Russian Federation, Anna Popova, said.
“WHO says ‘jump’ and the Russian government asks: ‘how high?’,” writes Edward Slavsquat. more here
Here come the masked morons again.
Add double goggles to it now
Itchy red eyes? That’s the new dire existential threat?
The Ophthalmologists are behind it, I’ll bet
Just in time for our next election
Need a reason to keep the demented
One in the basement again!
Is India still handing out Ivermectin?
Then no problem.
Ignore the WHO behind the curtain.
Crusty the Perverted Pediphike Clown picks at his face so much he will need swimming goggles to prevent double pink eye…
Maybe the saline shots will protect him.
Won’t Hunter be a sight when he goes muff diving…
I think most of the pink eye I see is caused by people smoking weed
of course this variant’s more (fill in the blank)
all those c19 tests were a great big giant dna grab for the “scientists”
now they’re able to target specific types for every plandemic to come down the pike
Lone Ranger masks to fight the “eye strain”?
I guess they gave up on murder hornets and monkey pox, so it’s kung flu eye, just in time for allergy season…and a major recall on eye drops.