Salty: Media Wants You To Stop Talking About Beta O’Rourke’s Monkeypox

22 Comments on Salty: Media Wants You To Stop Talking About Beta O’Rourke’s Monkeypox

1. What’s the problem? Just because 99% of the people with monkey pox are gay men, that doesn’t mean Beto is one, right?

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2. Yes, they should change the name from Monkey Pox to Butt Pox!

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3. @Nomenclature — or we could call it
   — Punky Pox
   — Skunky Pox
   — Spunky Pox
   — Stunky Pox
   — Wanky Pox

   I like Spunky Pox.

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4. I like “punkboi pox” “rearpoke pox, “rectum both pox”

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5. Is beto a giver or taker?

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6. Gee Wally, Eddie Haskell says that his nose will rot off like that guy in the newspaper.

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7. Flocks to cocks pox

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8. What the Media wants matters not.

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9. Sure does look like the fake Mexican has been practicing butt sex. Obviously on the receiving end…

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10. “It’s just a oold sore.”

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11. Oh, SNAP!
    Look like me and Chasten better get vaxxed!

    We did this ménage à cinc with Beto and a couple of Howlers.

12. Beato has Anuspox?

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13. Butt Pecker Pox.

    See, not that hard to be empathetic.

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14. Is it true? Does he really have the pox? Is that what his “bacterial infection” is?

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15. schlong covid

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16. Monkey P0X SMH I PPREFER THE TERM RAINBOW RASH

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17. Don’t say gay.

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18. 😂 Schlong Covid..
    I am so stealing that!
    *I will give credit wherever I use it.

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19. Donkey meat eater.

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20. Pete affectionately calls it “fudge packerpox.”

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21. His name should be Butto O’Rourke.

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22. His poor gerbil.

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