Santa Claus Egged In Baltimore

13 Comments on Santa Claus Egged In Baltimore

1. Whoever objected needs their head eggsamined.

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2. Get yo’ wrinkly white azz outta here, old man. Honkeys ain’t welcome down here at the Cedar Valley “VFW” (very few whites). 🙄

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3. Wait ’till Moslems replace Santa with “Sharia Claus.”
   AKA Mohammad. PBUH

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4. I think I’m going to change my screen name from ‘Ramona’ to ‘I’m so tired of this crap’. That way I can just post a ‘.’ and you get the idea.

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5. The Baltimore City gangsta’s are Section Eighting into the County
   with the connivance of the DemoRats.
   This is a very small part of what
   they bring with them besides the
   bedbugs.

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6. Essex is not IN Baltimore. It doesn’t fit the stereotype of rotted out Baltimore.
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=80&v=6oOb_XU8NgA
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7. Ramona –

   Please don’t change. The name brings fond memories of a lovely classmate in my youth.

   😉

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8. I was briefly irked by the CBS’s story’s lack of any detail about just who did the complaining and who did the egging. Briefly because the absence of detail told me everything I needed to know. Stereotypes are stereotypes because they are so frequently true.

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9. “Gotta be pretty low to egg a claus man” said in my Boomhauer voice.

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10. When I lived and worked in b’more, Essex was a predominately white, blue collar area. I suppose times have changed.
    Of course that is not to imply that white punks are incapable of egging Santa. I was speaking more to the “negative feedback”.
    “Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell

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11. Walking In An Essex Wonderland

    oh by the way, & hey did you know
    tomorrow night we’re playing bingo
    it’s a beautiful sight, we’re going bowling tonight
    we’re walkin’ in an Essex Wonderland

    down da plant we got the day off, ’cause the foreman got his pay-off
    we’re drinkin’ all day & wizzin’ away
    we’re walkin’ in an Essex Wonderland

    let me tell you sumpin at da time, hon, Essex is the only place to be
    while yer at it, you can get yer hair done & bleach it blonde , so all da folks will see

    we’re gettin’ Hazel to make some egg nogg, in the fireplace we’ll burn a fake-log
    lil’ Butzie will cry, he don’ like Punkin Pie
    we’re walkin’ in an Essex Wonderland

    Joey’s home from da service, & his girlfriend is gettin’ nervous
    while he was at sea, she contrated VD
    they’re walkin’ in an Essex Wonderland

    you’se can make an ornament from a Bud can
    an’ den you’se can hang it from the tree

    ‘Mary, are you pregnant?’, she’ll say ‘No ma’am’
    ‘but I’m 13 so’s any time can be’

    we’re callin’ Donnie up in jail, we’re raisin’ money to post his bail
    ‘Iron Maiden’ is cranked & Uncle Jimmie is tanked
    we’re walkin’ in an Essex Wonderland

    we’re walkin’ in an Essex Wonderland
    we’re walkin’ in an Essex Wonderland

    Happy Holidays Hon!
    ~ Brett Harlow

    https://www.98online.com/2016/12/23/98-rock-christmas-favorites-on-the-yule-log/
    (first song in playlist)

    … & da Shit Plant’s in Dundalk … not Essex!
    http://www.baltimoreorless.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/batman-dundalk.jpg

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12. @ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
    So, you know about the Back River brown trout?

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13. Actually the crap plant is at
    Eastpoint on Back River that is
    about a third of a mile wide
    there at most. Essex starts on
    the opposite shore. Dundalk as
    built by Beth Steel starts miles
    away at Dundalk and Holabird Avenues
    (there is a sign) and large areas nearby are all called “Dundalk” because it was easier than remembering their actual place names.
    All were traditional, proudly blue collar areas that the Democrats
    are pouring Section Eight housing
    into and wrecking since these places
    started voting conservative.
    The problems you see are mostly
    due to the denizens of the City
    transplanted by socialism.

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