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Satire, but actually not- Covidians Pissed That Dis-informative Joe Rogan Didn’t Drop Dead

Friday, 3 September 2021, 20:57 BFH Uncategorized 49

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Progressives have expressed their anger across the country as another person, Joe Rogan, recovered from COVID and did not die, harming their preferred narrative about the deadliness of the virus and what kind of treatments should be used. He has been called “anti-science” and “a purveyor of misinformation” for not dropping dead. Despite not agreeing 100% with everything the left believes about the pandemic, lockdowns, vaccines, mandates, and masks, Rogan survived and is reportedly feeling great, doing incredible damage to all the progress we have made getting people to believe the science. “It’s straight-up anti-science is what it is,” said Huxley Burnsides of Portland, Oregon. “We should outlaw people surviving from COVID, especially those who disagree with me.”

49 Comments on Satire, but actually not- Covidians Pissed That Dis-informative Joe Rogan Didn’t Drop Dead

  2. They’ll simply say that he faked the whole thing and never had Covid at all, likely just to spread further disinformation. Watch Joe get deplatformed to shut him up about the efficacy of alternate non-vaccine treatments in 3… 2… 1…

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  5. My grandkid visited me from VA, and brought with her a nasty head full of lice. It was probably the worse case of headlice I’d ever seen, and the poor child was in torment. I used the electric comb that kills lice when it touches the metal part of the comb, but even that failed to kill enough lice. So I gave her some pony paste, put on all the topical chemicals, let her wait about an hour and made her shower twice. Lo and behold, LICE GONE! I mean, washed completely out of her head! I have been dealing with lice outbreaks with school age kids for decades, and I never saw anything as effective as Ivermectin for headlice. I only needed one dose. I had used NIX, but lice always came back. I tried every kind of topical treatment, which is the only thing they offer. But just a little research and her head is completely COVID free! Thanks Team Pony Paste!

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  7. “Covidians”. The image that comes to mind is the Waco fiasco. Covidians of all shapes, sizes, sexes, ages and nationalities come running out of the compound with syringes full of Moderna, Pfizer and J&J to stab whoever happens to be handy at the moment.

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  13. Polio and Small Pox are a WHOLE different argument all together. THAT was a vaccine. This is a flu variant based on a Rhino virus (the common cold)….I’ve had German measles, Chicken pox. I’ve seen Chicken Pox and measles parties where they encouraged people to expose their kids to the illness du jour from the 60’s until now….

    I got some sort of flu in January 2020. followed by huge dose of a Rhino virus (common cold. I wish I would have taken pictures of the shit that came out of my nose. It was astounding. Two weeks of surviving life challenges…..Since then? Not so much as a sniffle. Why? Probably because I developed the anti bodies that I started learning about in 4th grade biology thru college….

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  15. The sources were established long ago. You can take the jab, or not. It’s completely up to you, or it should be without evil governments or employers forcing your hand.

    You can bitch about it here all you want. You aren’t going to convince anybody. The facts stand on their own.

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  16. Why does noone ever mention “THE MUMPS”?….I had The mumps, I remember the mumps. Why don’t we here of the mumps anymore?…Could there be a complete antibody herd immunity fix for the mumps?…..I don’t remember my nieces being afraid of getting the mumps or getting the mumps….

    My biggest fear is of the “Bourbanous draining monkey virus”……

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  19. I remember the virus called Radon Gas! Oh, man! RADON!

    People used to drop dead in the street.

    Oh, THE HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER!

    Millions died. If only they had the KUNGFLU VACCINE!

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  24. I’ve sung songs and written poems about Rubella…..I met her after a soft ball game and we ate taco’s at Taco Bell, but I never had Rubella and my heart breaks to this day…..Refires and cheese just dangling on her lips with that come hither look….Sadly I never knew Rubella….

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  25. Rubella, your hair so beautiful!

    Your eyes like shining Stars!

    My rash is, like, uhh fucked up…

    And you coughed in my face, you dirty Rubella Bitch!

    That doesn’t rhyme, does it?

    It’s still a good song.

    Rubella! Rubella!

    Elton John could make a song of it.

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  26. Jewel Atkins- That’s crazy! Wow.
    We never got it as kids because my sister and I are half Greek and we always had olive oil rubbed on our scalp and hair as a leave in conditioner. lol.

    Also, I understand that hair dye and hair relaxers (chemical hair straighteners) kill lice.

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  28. “Delta Variant Death Rate Among Vaccinated Over 5 Times HIGHER Than the Unvaccinated in England”

    LibertyDaily .com is linking ConservativePlaybook .com’s article by a Dr. Joel S. Hirschhorn who analyzed England’s latest data issued by “Public Health England.”

    You can download the PDF there to confirm his numbers.

    https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/1009243/Technical_Briefing_20.pdf

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  30. But how can this be??? For example:
    Everyone in Oregon and Massachusetts are ‘vaxxed’, so how are people still dying? Even the elderly are forced vaxxed in the nursing homes now. Still dying?
    Unpossible.

    If there only were some sort of drugs we already have that could stop this… Hmm…

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  32. My wife and I got the PfizerJab. Both of them. No side effects. Not even a sore arm. After this weeks events we decided to order some Ivermectin . We will not wear masks. We haven’t been from the get go. If masks worked you would be required to dispose of them in a hazmat container. Right? Just imagine all those used masks littered all over the place just drenched in Covid. It’s bull shit.

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  35. ^^^ Exactly right. I can’t stand the psychos who deem the jabs 100% necessary without even considering a person’s status. It’s disgusting. And because of those thoughtless people, we are looking down the barrel at Australia.

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  40. Ivermectin

    More than just a horse dewormer, it saved India!!!

    You remember in May how India was the big story because 4000 people were dying a day, Troll? …Well, what happened next — 10,000 deaths per day? Total annihilation of the Hindu nation? Why isnt India in the news anymore?

    Its because those Hindu psychos used a freaking HORSE DEWORMER and insanely reduced the death rate by 90% in some provinces. Which is why India fell out of the news. Whats newsworty about a drug that could end this pandemic

    And in other Indian provinces where “sanity” prevailed, they didnt use Ivermectin and death rates kept on climbing. And seeing as how all Hindus are psychos, some of the health ministers in these “sane” provinces have been arrested and could face the death penalty

    Thats the due diligence Brad is talking about

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  43. Callmelennie

    That Japanese dude that invented won a Nobel prize for it. They don’t give Nobel prizes out for killing tape worms in horses. Just sayen, and one of the guys that invented the Rmna recently used it to recover. That’s good enough for me.

  44. Brad…
    Where have I said ivermectin wasn’t useful…

    You stupid morons want to get covid so you can take it ..
    My daughter is a covid nurse..

    Pay attention.. her doctor’s prescribe it..

    To the patients that refused vaccines..

  46. “My daughter is a covid nurse..”

    Is she done having kids? I hope so. My daughter in law is a nurse. Her, and the rest of the nurses she works with are fighting tooth and nail. The British warned early on, don’t plan on having kids for six years.
    There’s to much bull shit flying on both sides of this argument. If you’re an older person, at risk, go talk to your Doc. Mine broke it down to what he sees in his little world. Which is, if you’ve had radiation and Chemo and come down with this shit, it ain’t good.
    Had I not had Chemo and Radiation, I would have passed on it. I’m 65, in the gym every morning at 6:30. I out work the young pups. But in this case I decided to defer to what this guy was telling me. I still wonder what happened to that naturally occurring Herd immunity everyone was initially talking about. To much of this Pandemic is being overblown by our leaders for political control.

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