PHenry’s email:
Movie plot synopses:
I’ve been playing with my sisters all week Pick a movie and write a brief synopsis of the plot.
I can see your crowd entertaining us.
For example, Cast Away.
A poor volleyball named Wilson goes down in a plane crash and is marooned with the idiot, Tom Hanks.
Happy ending. Volleyball escapes.
The Wake of the Red Witch
AOC dies. Merriment ensues.
Idiocracy.
Story of the Biden administration, as told by his geriatric nurse. Fortunately he only destroys half of the country in his thankfully short administration.
The China Syndrome
In a post-apocalyptic world where the population everywhere has crashed, only the non-vaccinated have survived. Life demands hard work but the people cooperatively build a better world without all the collectivists and the stupid.
ELYSIUM
Leftist, elitist demoncrats ruin earth and build the ultimate elitist’s gated community for their exclusive use.
It’s a blueprint of what globalist want.
The Mask
The story of how an ancient and possessed mask keeps planting itself on Joe Biden’s face at entirely random and usually inappropriate times without any explanation.
The Omen
Satan Incarate
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Demolition Man
Society is strictly controlled
There are fines for using the wrong words.
Police speak in firm tones to stop murderdeathkill
A group of patriots who refuse to be emasculated and controlled live underground
The ruling elite don’t like that one bit
They hire someone to kill the patriot leader.
One rogue cop stands up to the ruling elite and takes out the hired gun (FBI agent?)
Whew!
Society has a chance.
Pandemic
People get sick from a mysterious disease
The military shuts the town off and lies to the media who repeat the lie.
A couple of actual scientists find the monkey with what turns out is a result of “gain of function” aka biological weapon research.
The real scientists are censored.
The govt tries to stop them from finding an actual cure.
Is is Ivermectin or Hydroxychloroquine? Whatever. They find it.
Biological weapon stopped.
On any sunday. I take my dirt bike to the dunes and forget about it all.(We do have dunes along the great lakes)
“Titanic”
The story of how a rich girl got successfully laid.
Yeah, a bunch of people died later, including her boyfriend, but who cares, they were mostly poor people anyway so screw ’em.
How about a mashup:
“Up It”
A young boy is lured to an old man’s house with balloons. The old man turns into a demon, and his house suddenly floats away, buoyed by the balloons. A battle between the boy and the demonic entity ensues high in the air.
My first thought was that Joe Biteme was the server in the democrat beach volleyball match. Think about it.
Fahrenheit 451:
Firemen are called in to destroy and burn the homes and businesses of those unvaccinated survivors of Covid-451.
“The Manchurian Candidate (2020)”
An updating of the classic with the eponymous “candidate” being a senile pedophile ruled by a shrew with a lack of ethics or conscience that would horrify Lady Macbeth.
The Wizard of Oz: The story of the origins of the deep state and the war on gold backed currency.
Star Wars
Hollywood leftists are dismayed that movie-goers won’t pay good money to see their woke and humorless fare but instead pack theaters showing revivals of The Patriot and old Westerns. James Woods and Mel Gibson lead a small but growing troop of real American heroes to round up the prog stars and ship them to Venezuela and Cuba.
Independence Day
A rouge asteroid crashes into the Capital building during the State of the Union Address (which had been boycotted by 75 % of Republicans who are non-rinos) killing everyone inside and allowing the American government to be rebuilt with Ted Cruz and Ron Paul in charge.
Wizard of Oz: The leader is revealed to be a demented old fraud, and the regular folks discover they have had the power to control their own lives all along. The wicked witch just hangs around cackling for no particular reason, and the only people who follow her are a bunch of brainless monkeys.
Uh…sorry – that’s the actual plot (in addition to being the state of the US).
Tom Hanks didn’t play the pilot in that movie. He was just some administrative person who was taking the flight because it was free.
Wall-E
F-ing libtards destroy the earth and turn themselves into lazy, worthless blobs on their space ship while being served everything by (very patient) robots.
Any John Wayne movie:
He kicks somebody’s ass…
The Fugitive: The FBI frames Dr. Kimble for murder and treason and Dr. Kimble is summarily executed, while Dr. Nichols uses the FDA and the CDC to make a fortune marketing a drug that doesn’t work (less 10% to “the Big Guy”). The Big Guy’s son makes several cameos involving hookers and cocaine, but everyone ignores this plot point.
Being There: Chance the Gardner ends up being elected President of the United States and turns out to be evil as well.
Brazil: An eerily accurate depiction of the deep state in about 10 years.
The Good the Bad and the Ugly:
A Good Guy, a bad guy and an ugly face off in the West.
Hang’em High:
Because hanging them low didn’t work. They just stood there with a noose around his neck looking bored.
Well if Dawn can add a link I’ll do it too.
Kim Fox solves Crook County’s murder problem by calling it “mutual combat.”
Oh wait! This is real life not a movie.
https://www.dailyherald.com/news/20211001/family-of-elgin-18-year-old-stabbed-to-death-in-schaumburg-decries-lack-of-murder-charge
Golly I miss the edit button, but you get my drift.
U-571.
BOOOOOM
BOOOOOOOOM
BOOOOOOOOOOOM.
(That’s pretty much all I’ve got on that one)
Waterworld.
Kevin Costner and pirate-y guys forced to live at sea after all the glaciers melt and the sea levels rise.
Then there is this really loud snoring sound.
Oh wait. Maybe that was me.
Sorry.
PHenry: Hang’em low made me laugh so loud I spooked the hound. I have to borrow that one!
“Covid Hand Sanitizer From Hell”
A story about the day when the non-government approved, quickly rushed into service hand sanitizer caused everyone’s hands to grow eyes and a mouth and then melt.
The Shining.
Romantic comedy about a family who carves out some quality family time together to enjoy the quiet and solitude in an old inn.
Dad gets a little grumpy at the end.
“Hang ‘Em High”
The story of what happens down low when an old man pulls his pants up high.
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The Great Escape.
Massachusetts residents move to Florida.
Stalag 17.
Because Stalags 1-16 didn’t work out.
2012
Dyslexic idiot depicted the ending of the world as we knew it.
Titled corrected for accuracy:
2021
1984:
The good old days.
Big brother didn’t wake up for another 35 years.
“Blazing Saddles”
Black sheriff and farts.
“Escape From NY”
Except it looks like it does now, and
Australia is the penal colony.
Predator
Lonely alien seeks companionship and ESL lessons in a foreign and intimidating jungle. Insensitive human soldier with toxic masculinity judges it by its looks, stalks it through the scary jungle, and devises hideous traps, eventually killing it with a primitive drone.
The Longest Day
look around you, we’re living it
A Bridge Too Far
Immigrants from Central America begin to establish a city under a bridge in Texas only to discover it in a conservative county who doesn’t want them there.
Border agents give their horses ivermectin after every shift to counter disease.
“Old Henry”
Lots of popcorn.
Animal Farm
Animals have feelings.
They don’t want to be eaten any more.
They want humans to be vegans.
Farmer lets them have their way.
The spirit of Obama possesses the biggest pig and turns the farm into a communist utopia.
The place goes down the tubes.
A Christmas Story.
An informative film that reveals that department store Santa’s are mean and chinese restaurants are open on Christmas. Good to know.
SIGNS
Strange, deadly creatures invade Earth and Earthlings have to cower in their basements and defend themselves with baseball bats since the New World Order took all their guns away.
Armageddon
God ruins those who are ruining the Earth.
“Ann C. Johnson Is a Douche”
@marooned. I didn’t see that movie. Is it like Alice B. Toklas?
No. I get your point. Where does this spam come from?
Just by the way, I made $1 in real estate. Ask me how. Lol.
Harold and Maude.
Typical drug addled 1970s movie, implausible in every respect. Soundtrack by a guy who would eventually convert to Islam. Total waste of time.
Anti-rich. Anti-mil.
Whoever wrote this movie should be torn asunder by wild dogs.
Lotta limp dicks showing up here lately.