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The Secret Service in America not only failed to protect President Trump from nearly getting assassinated on two occasions, but it’s so discombobulated that agents are now shooting themselves.
WUSA 9 revealed today that a United States Secret Service (USSS) agent was on duty Saturday evening right before 8 p.m. when he “negligently” discharged his weapon and shot himself. The incident reportedly happened near 32nd and Fessenden Streets in northwest Washington, DC.
He was taken to a local hospital for treatment and is expected to recover from his injuries. The Secret Service is not making any further details public at this time as they plan to investigate what happened. MORE
so the secret service is now wily e. coyote??
While breastfeeding.
Boy the Secret Soivice is really putting their best foot forward…
Aaaaaaaaand shooting it off, ain’t they?
Kamalalala Keystone Kops.
Wasn’t it a SS guy who left his glock in the bathroom a few years ago? The signs were there all along…
Babylon Bee:
“President biden promises the next Trump assassin will be a woman of color.”
If it had been a female agent the report would be all “themself” and “they”. As it is, we don’t know if idiot was white, black or hispanic. Whatever. Whites can be DEI as much as anyone.
I suppose it could have been worse, he could have fallen off a gradually sloped roof…
My guess it was Agent Fumbalina we saw during the first attempt. Still can’t find that holster.
That location is nowhere near any official government buildings. Maybe some diplomat’s mansions are in the area. Why was the agent there “on duty”? Protecting hunter during a drug deal?
shot itself, fify
Agent 86?
…at least the modern SS agent doesnt have to worry about shooting his ballz off, seeing as how none of them have any…
Article:
Why did he unholster his gun? He shouldn’t have done so without a good reason, specifically some sort of threat. Being bored and practicing your draw doesn’t qualify. So…why?
@Jethro — Lotsa high dollar homes in that area. I think we should assume that the negligent agent was “protecting” some bigwig’s residence.
Uncle Al
Monday, 23 September 2024, 9:58 at 9:58 am
“Why did he unholster his gun? He shouldn’t have done so without a good reason, specifically some sort of threat. Being bored and practicing your draw doesn’t qualify. So…why?”
…in fairness, Uncle Al, at least ONE SS Agent needs to practice, ESPECIALLY re-holstering…
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/video/secret-service-agent-struggles-to-holster-weapon-after-trump-shot/vi-BB1pWZNq
The Secret Service is not making any further details public at this time as they plan to “investigate” what happened.
Years ago, a local Spokane County deputy sheriff accidentally shot himself in the foot while getting his hair cut at Dan’s barber shop in N. Spokane. Evidently, he had his pistol in its holster, and it accidentally went off shooting himself in the foot. Yep, a real live Barney Fife, I don’t think that he ever lived that down afterwards.
off topic: suc-retary of navy mierda de toro – 1st wimenz in submarines, no problem
more @ 1056: navy-mgmt-assholes were inspired by ‘operation petticoat’ 1959
geoff the aardvark @10:48
Yep. Retention failures when sitting, sislodging the gun and just blindly pushing it back in the holster…
“Many of life’s problems stem from failing to think at least 30 seconds into the future.”
-me
Why doesn’t the US Navy just put screen doors on their submarines which makes more sense than allowing women to be on board a sub with a lot of horny sailors and cooped up underwater for months at a time. Yeah sure, bring back a real CNO like Admiral Elmo Zumwalt who wouldn’t tolerate this insanity for even a millisecond. And I’ll say it again this isn’t the Navy that I served in honorably 50 years ago.