As you watch this unfold, try to imagine what kind of damage this love tap could cause-
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As you watch this unfold, try to imagine what kind of damage this love tap could cause-
Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
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Floating sewers that employ rapists. Fun times.
Death traps with bow knives.
“You got insurance?”
I can fix that with a come along, body hammers and dollies and perhaps just a touch of Bondo. But I don’t do windows.
That’ll buff right out.
Pro tip: There ain’t no mess up that duct tape can’t dress up.
Got a boat yard full of banged up boats from a storm a few nights ago. A 100 ft got lose & wrecked havock in the marina. We’ll be busy till spring.
I wonder what it looked like from the inside.
Now we know where the officers responsible for 7th fleet collisions are working.
When Captain Stubing meets Captain Crunch.
Mr. Kristol? I’m afraid I have some bad news about the ship you chartered for your cruise next month…”
Someone is in TROUBLE. Can you imagine all the proximity alerts that must have been going off for hours in the bridge before that happened? The boys back at the office are going to be asking “where in the hell was the captain?- uh, check that, where in the hell was the former captain?”
Carnival Glory? Uh, Glory Hole now. Ooh but don’t change the name, it’s bad luck. LOL!
BTW, why were they parallel parking a big ass boat???
Definitely left a mark.
Saw an aircraft carrier do that to little destroyer once. Guess which one got destroyed?
Hans,
I was there…..
Hans,
I was there……
What kind of morons are driving those ships???
What was the last thing Captain Hazelwood said while he was still captain on the Exxon Valdez?
“Goddamnit, I said rum and coke on the rocks, not rub the boat on the rocks!”
@MJA
The cruise ship pear at Cozumel is enormous! They pack the ships like sardines. Not much room for error…
http://thisiscozumel.com/images/news-2014/new-cozumel-cruise-pier-03.jpg
Can we book all the Democrats in Congress on that cruise?
Let me guess…Asian driver?
The pilots are the equivalent of the 747max Asian pilots who won’t train for the basics and rely on computers.
@ mickey moussaoui
I’d rather congress be booked on The Poseidon, upper floors, of course.
Carnival Cruise Lines. Heh, you get what you pay for. Lowest price “stateroom” for a 3-day LA to Ensenada cruise is deep in steerage right next to the ship’s morgue. Yes, they have morgues.
@Tony
Carnival Captain: OK, we go lef….no, no, we go rih….no, no, stay here…now we go lef…stop…go rih…look out everbody!
Looks like their Carnival became a Circus!
! SOUND COLLISION!!!
Carnival Glory - 110,000 tons
Carnival Legend - 88,500 tons
Something’s gotta give when it’s even a little bitty bump if it involves 397,000,000 moving pounds.
Duct tape? Come-along, body hammers and dollies? Fooey!
Only one way to fix that: Quick! Call the lawyers!
Italian captain?
We had an emergency breakaway one time between the USS Kitty Hawk CV 63 and a fuel tanker in the Pacific Ocean in 1974. A rogue wave slammed the tanker into the starboard (to the right) side of the Kitty Hawk and flattened the catwalk causing an emergency breakaway where they broke away all the fuel lines from the tanker to the aircraft carrier. Anyone who would would’ve been on that catwalk would’ve been killed and fortunately no one was hurt, luckily they were able to pull the ships apart in time with minimal damage to either ship but it was a scary moment. Anything can happen on the high seas that is unexpected and does happen occasionally even with the best of training.
Damn you, Linarcos, you irresponsible bastard.
This was bound to happen, Captain Stubing was always getting busy with someone…
I heard that more than 12,000 people got off the Carnival Glory complaining of neck pain.
😉
Looks like a democratically controlled policy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8cR1-UAPPos
That much moving mass is going to cause a helluva lot of damage wherever it strikes. How the hell did three huge cruise ships get that close together in the first place.
Oh, noes…
https://youtu.be/bcLazPauA1c
Supernightshade, that is still my favorite Grand Funk Railroad song of all time. We used to listen to this a lot back in the 70’s
I bet it tied up traffic on the Mexican harbors around Cozumel. We all know a little fender bender can add hours to your commute.
…also, this…
https://youtu.be/9vST6hVRj2A
The U.S.S. Buttigieg gets rammed in the rear again!
Could have been worse. Another online video shows that moments later the Carnival Glory just barely missed hitting a second docked ship, the Royal Caribbean Oasis of the Seas, which is probably where the video was shot from. Probably accounting for the comment heard, “Don’t ride on Carnival”. A strong beam wind may have contributed to the collision. There’s a lot of sail area to catch the wind.
Reminds me of how Captain Hook died.
He wiped with the wrong hand.
And that was the end of Carnival Cruise Ships “Celebrity Captains for a Day.” Stevie Wonder and Cheech and Chong were not available for comment.
Texting, no doubt!