Actually, the cat would be in front of his feet, ensuring he would trip.
Dogs look up to us.
Cats look down on us.
Pigs look at us as equals.
But pigs don’t have thumbs. So we eat them.
Cats are extremely adept at training humans to do their bidding.
Dogs have masters, cats have staff.
Is that why my cat thinks he owns the house? All the while my dog is just glad that I’m feeding her, giving her a home and playing with her. The darned cat rules the roost and he knows it but he’s such a cute like stinker that would probably eat me if he was bigger. And speaking of my little furry yellow pest he’s right in front of the keyboard as usual helping me to type and staring at me. He’s an attention hog. Anyone want a cat? And what’s with cat’s scratchy tongues?
If cats were as big as some dogs they would eat people.
Sooooo …
Cruz represents the cat,
Trump the (unseen) dog,
and the blind guy is the voting public?
Kind of obscure …
izlamo delenda est …
@ Mr. Mxyzptlk
You got that right.
Hell. I have vision and outside-kitty comes close to taking me down every morning with her enthusiastic greeting and desire for food. Something neither of the inside cats do at all.
She’s the only animal I utter curse words to. Sometimes when she attempts a double trip by getting in front of my balance-saving step from her first tangle, it takes all I have not to punt her across the street.
I punted a cat once when it got into my car and ate my lunch when I left the car window down while I was working. It’s a darned good thing the owner didn’t see me kick that cat.
Pigs don’t have guns…..that’s why we eat them.
@Anonymous: Some cats are bigger than some dogs and they DO eat people.
Actually, the cat would be in front of his feet, ensuring he would trip.
Dogs look up to us.
Cats look down on us.
Pigs look at us as equals.
But pigs don’t have thumbs. So we eat them.
Cats are extremely adept at training humans to do their bidding.
Dogs have masters, cats have staff.
Is that why my cat thinks he owns the house? All the while my dog is just glad that I’m feeding her, giving her a home and playing with her. The darned cat rules the roost and he knows it but he’s such a cute like stinker that would probably eat me if he was bigger. And speaking of my little furry yellow pest he’s right in front of the keyboard as usual helping me to type and staring at me. He’s an attention hog. Anyone want a cat? And what’s with cat’s scratchy tongues?
If cats were as big as some dogs they would eat people.
Sooooo …
Cruz represents the cat,
Trump the (unseen) dog,
and the blind guy is the voting public?
Kind of obscure …
izlamo delenda est …
@ Mr. Mxyzptlk
You got that right.
Hell. I have vision and outside-kitty comes close to taking me down every morning with her enthusiastic greeting and desire for food. Something neither of the inside cats do at all.
She’s the only animal I utter curse words to. Sometimes when she attempts a double trip by getting in front of my balance-saving step from her first tangle, it takes all I have not to punt her across the street.
I punted a cat once when it got into my car and ate my lunch when I left the car window down while I was working. It’s a darned good thing the owner didn’t see me kick that cat.
Pigs don’t have guns…..that’s why we eat them.
@Anonymous: Some cats are bigger than some dogs and they DO eat people.