Last month: Incessant emails, commercials, History Channel shorts about the wonderful contributions of black folk.
This month: Incessant emails, commercials, History Channel shorts about the wonderful contributions of women folk.
What kind of horseshit does April bring?
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LocoBlancoSaltine
MARCH 12, 2021 AT 6:21 PM
“What kind of horseshit does April bring?”
…well, I was born in April, so…
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Hitler was born in April….
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I was born in April too. Pretty tough company.
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ǝpɐɥsʇɥɓᴉuɹǝdnS , me, too. Barely April.
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Burr, looker on the bright side
MARCH 12, 2021 AT 6:26 PM
“Hitler was born in April….”
…well, since I’m White, I’m literally Hitler ANYWAY, so any OTHER point of comparison is just gravy (WHITE gravy, as it were…)
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@ SNS
Here you go:
April is “National Month” Calendar
African American Women’s Fitness Month
Alcohol Awareness Month
Black Women’s History Month
Celebrate Diversity Month
Confederate History Month
Distracted Driving Awareness Month
Financial Literacy Month
Foot Health Awareness Month
Fresh Florida Tomato Month
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month
Keep America Beautiful Month
Lawn and Garden Month
Mathematics Awareness Month
Month of the Military Child
National Arab American Heritage Month
National Autism Awareness Month
National Canine Fitness Month
National Cancer Control Month
National Cannabis Awareness Month
National Car Care Month
National Child Abuse Awareness Month
National Couple Appreciation Month
National Deaf History Month (March 13 to April 15)
National Decorating Month
National Donate Life Awareness Month
National Fair Housing Month
National Fresh Celery Month
National Garden Month
National Humor Month
National Internship Awareness Month
National Jazz Appreciation Month
National Minority Health Month
National Month of Hope
National Multiple Birth Awareness Month
National Occupational Therapy Month
National Parkinson’s Awareness Month
National Pecan Month
National Poetry Month
National Safe Digging Month
National Soft Pretzel Month
National Soy Foods Month
National Straw Hat Month
National Volunteer Month
National Welding Month
Occupational Therapy Month
Pets are Wonderful Month
Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Month
Records and Information Management Month
School Library Month
Scottish American Heritage Month
Second Chance Month
Sexual Assault Awareness Month
Sexually Transmitted Infections Awareness Month
Stress Awareness Month
World Landscape Architecture Month
FFS, God help us all.
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Gee whiz Hunter, there’s nothing about Hitler anywhere on that list.
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Sorry Burr, and the left celebrates Hitler, while trying to project him on us.
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The “Ironing Grant” didn’t make it into the COVID bill, maybe next year.
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I dunno’, just seems like everybody wants to forget Hitler was ever born.
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Hell, my daughter and Barney from the Simpsons were both born on Hitler’s birthday.
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Confederate History Month could be problematic…
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@Hunter — I see April is Celebrate Diversity Month, so I’ll make a point of pulling out of the safe a few guns I haven’t shot in a while and go shoot ’em. I’ll have to be a bit frugal with the ammo, though.
Oh, hey! I find shooting guns relaxing, so I’ll be double-celebrating Diversity and Stress Awareness Month
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Now, now. Haven’t you all heard that neatness and attention to detail are examples of white privilege, and thus bad? Someone’s just giving them what they asked for.
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@ Uncle Al
You are a genius. But ye, ration the ammo if possible.
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Hunter
MARCH 12, 2021 AT 6:33 PM
…that’s quite a list, burner, and some things aren’t compatible.
…I mean, how can you have “Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Month” and “Scottish American Heritage Month” at the same time when you KNOW the reason Scotsmen wear kilts is so they don’t scare the sheep?
(I can joke, I’m a quarter Scots, even play the pipes at funerals. But unlike SOME people’s, we can take a joke, and I’ve heard THAT one a thousand times…
…but being White, we’re not allowed to be offended anyway, so awa’ n bile your head, ye haggis-ficed galoot!)
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Second Chance Month
Second chance at what?
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Anymouse
MARCH 12, 2021 AT 7:51 PM
“Second Chance Month
Second chance at what?”
…if it’s Presidential Elections, I’m all for it…
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Irony … is having African-American Women’s Fitness Month & Black Woman’s History Month the same month as Confederate History Month
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It’s welding month.
I wonder if Hitler knew how to weld.
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March is Dump Truck Month. Ever notice that? They’re everywhere. And now that I mentioned it you won’t get it out of your head. 😁
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@ Truckbuddy
You are kind of an ass!
So here you go:
8-6-7-5-3-0-9!
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Remember these are femi-nazi’s they don’t believe in irons, thats above their paygrade. 🤨
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Show some respect! From ’60 to ’65 I ironed my clothes! Proud of it!
As proud as I am off the CiiCom I killed 2 years later!
IMHO manual labor should be admired!
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Burr, nitrous fueled funny car
MARCH 12, 2021 AT 8:10 PM
“It’s welding month.
I wonder if Hitler knew how to weld.”
…well, he welded the most feared army of all time out of laughable private militias like Weber’s Oberland Bund, so there’s that…
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Gee…..is there anything Hitler couldn’t do?
You know…….besides winning a land war in asia.
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Sgt. Webers Oberland Bund is a fantastic album.
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^^^ get into art school.
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Burr, tic tic tic BOOM
MARCH 12, 2021 AT 9:09 PM
“Gee…..is there anything Hitler couldn’t do?”
…he probably could have worked on his “people” skills a bit, at least to the point of not murdering them for their religion, and perhaps he could have polished his PR skills just a skosh, too…
That would have been good use of Women’s time and effort… 😉
I had a bad run in with an iron once…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IkM64_M-wk
…I bet no one made sammiches, either…
Damn it! I’m having a beer relaxing on a Friday afternoon.
I just wasted a whole mouthful when I saw this!
…maybe they could swap recipes for a nice roast…
https://youtu.be/urTeIg0zITE
Noe excuse for such sloppiness. We put a clock on the stove so they could manage their time more wisely.
^^^ That was sloppy. Should be No, not Noe.
…maybe it’s just cultural misunderstanding…
https://youtu.be/zJlSBwzvyfc
Last month: Incessant emails, commercials, History Channel shorts about the wonderful contributions of black folk.
This month: Incessant emails, commercials, History Channel shorts about the wonderful contributions of women folk.
What kind of horseshit does April bring?
LocoBlancoSaltine
MARCH 12, 2021 AT 6:21 PM
“What kind of horseshit does April bring?”
…well, I was born in April, so…
Hitler was born in April….
I was born in April too. Pretty tough company.
ǝpɐɥsʇɥɓᴉuɹǝdnS , me, too. Barely April.
Burr, looker on the bright side
MARCH 12, 2021 AT 6:26 PM
“Hitler was born in April….”
…well, since I’m White, I’m literally Hitler ANYWAY, so any OTHER point of comparison is just gravy (WHITE gravy, as it were…)
@ SNS
Here you go:
April is “National Month” Calendar
African American Women’s Fitness Month
Alcohol Awareness Month
Black Women’s History Month
Celebrate Diversity Month
Confederate History Month
Distracted Driving Awareness Month
Financial Literacy Month
Foot Health Awareness Month
Fresh Florida Tomato Month
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month
Keep America Beautiful Month
Lawn and Garden Month
Mathematics Awareness Month
Month of the Military Child
National Arab American Heritage Month
National Autism Awareness Month
National Canine Fitness Month
National Cancer Control Month
National Cannabis Awareness Month
National Car Care Month
National Child Abuse Awareness Month
National Couple Appreciation Month
National Deaf History Month (March 13 to April 15)
National Decorating Month
National Donate Life Awareness Month
National Fair Housing Month
National Fresh Celery Month
National Garden Month
National Humor Month
National Internship Awareness Month
National Jazz Appreciation Month
National Minority Health Month
National Month of Hope
National Multiple Birth Awareness Month
National Occupational Therapy Month
National Parkinson’s Awareness Month
National Pecan Month
National Poetry Month
National Safe Digging Month
National Soft Pretzel Month
National Soy Foods Month
National Straw Hat Month
National Volunteer Month
National Welding Month
Occupational Therapy Month
Pets are Wonderful Month
Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Month
Records and Information Management Month
School Library Month
Scottish American Heritage Month
Second Chance Month
Sexual Assault Awareness Month
Sexually Transmitted Infections Awareness Month
Stress Awareness Month
World Landscape Architecture Month
FFS, God help us all.
Gee whiz Hunter, there’s nothing about Hitler anywhere on that list.
Sorry Burr, and the left celebrates Hitler, while trying to project him on us.
The “Ironing Grant” didn’t make it into the COVID bill, maybe next year.
I dunno’, just seems like everybody wants to forget Hitler was ever born.
Hell, my daughter and Barney from the Simpsons were both born on Hitler’s birthday.
Confederate History Month could be problematic…
@Hunter — I see April is Celebrate Diversity Month, so I’ll make a point of pulling out of the safe a few guns I haven’t shot in a while and go shoot ’em. I’ll have to be a bit frugal with the ammo, though.
Oh, hey! I find shooting guns relaxing, so I’ll be double-celebrating Diversity and Stress Awareness Month
Now, now. Haven’t you all heard that neatness and attention to detail are examples of white privilege, and thus bad? Someone’s just giving them what they asked for.
@ Uncle Al
You are a genius. But ye, ration the ammo if possible.
Hunter
MARCH 12, 2021 AT 6:33 PM
…that’s quite a list, burner, and some things aren’t compatible.
…I mean, how can you have “Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Month” and “Scottish American Heritage Month” at the same time when you KNOW the reason Scotsmen wear kilts is so they don’t scare the sheep?
(I can joke, I’m a quarter Scots, even play the pipes at funerals. But unlike SOME people’s, we can take a joke, and I’ve heard THAT one a thousand times…
…but being White, we’re not allowed to be offended anyway, so awa’ n bile your head, ye haggis-ficed galoot!)
Second Chance Month
Second chance at what?
Anymouse
MARCH 12, 2021 AT 7:51 PM
“Second Chance Month
Second chance at what?”
…if it’s Presidential Elections, I’m all for it…
Irony … is having African-American Women’s Fitness Month & Black Woman’s History Month the same month as Confederate History Month
It’s welding month.
I wonder if Hitler knew how to weld.
March is Dump Truck Month. Ever notice that? They’re everywhere. And now that I mentioned it you won’t get it out of your head. 😁
@ Truckbuddy
You are kind of an ass!
So here you go:
8-6-7-5-3-0-9!
Remember these are femi-nazi’s they don’t believe in irons, thats above their paygrade. 🤨
Show some respect! From ’60 to ’65 I ironed my clothes! Proud of it!
As proud as I am off the CiiCom I killed 2 years later!
IMHO manual labor should be admired!
Burr, nitrous fueled funny car
MARCH 12, 2021 AT 8:10 PM
“It’s welding month.
I wonder if Hitler knew how to weld.”
…well, he welded the most feared army of all time out of laughable private militias like Weber’s Oberland Bund, so there’s that…
Gee…..is there anything Hitler couldn’t do?
You know…….besides winning a land war in asia.
Sgt. Webers Oberland Bund is a fantastic album.
^^^ get into art school.
Burr, tic tic tic BOOM
MARCH 12, 2021 AT 9:09 PM
“Gee…..is there anything Hitler couldn’t do?”
…he probably could have worked on his “people” skills a bit, at least to the point of not murdering them for their religion, and perhaps he could have polished his PR skills just a skosh, too…
https://youtu.be/VJo3TWHwVrI
Well, Dean loved Hitler…
I’m more of a Hank man myself.
But Hitler was indeed, loved…until he was finally killed with a magic knife thingy… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIAVFbOI4-o
Can we all just agree to celebrate pets are wonderful month?
https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article21626697.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_Adolf-Hitler.jpg
@Burr — That looks like a potato masher that Addie’s tossing for the pup to “fetch”.
Al, I just noticed it’s safe digging month.
If you know where any are buried I’d be glad to help dig it up.
Didn’t really know burying safe’s was a thing… but I got some shovels.
Who knows? Maybe we’ll find Hitlers safe.
I dunno, AB, I’m leaning toward focusing on fresh celery next month. But in any case, I’m sure we can agree to be especially aware of alcohol! (-‡
I know…I know…
https://pics.me.me/i-love-celery-adolf-hitler-me-irl-19837142.png