OC: Darkness Vlad Tepes, a young Englishman who has been living as a vampire for the last 13 years, says he is regularly bullied for his different lifestyle and just wants to be treated as a normal person.
He might not be affected by garlic and sunlight, but the 25-year-old who changed his name by deed poll a few years ago calls himself a vampire. He sleeps in a custom made-to-measure wooden coffin, wears eyeliner for a darker look and regularly consumes cow and and pig blood, as well as a human blood substitute. “To be a vampire is to believe that I have a living body but a dead soul,” Darkness says. “But I think there’s a lot of preconceptions about being a vampire from films and books like Twilight or Dracula.”
He has a dead soul? Must be Hillary’s cousin. Runs in the family.
Ok, then treat him like every other vampire and drive a wooden stake through his heart.
Nice one Tsunami. LOL!
Sorry, son, but I don’t hire freaks. Men who wear eyeliner and drink blood are not a protected class.
Some would consider him a protected ass…
“says he is regularly bullied for his different lifestyle and just wants to be treated as a normal person”
great, then next time he goes to sleep in his coffin bury him!
if you want to be treated like a normal person, then act and dress like one. asshole.
Dickhead.
He belongs in a rubber room.
So, he wants to rub in everyone’s face that he is a self absorbed Ahole, but not be reminded of the fact himself.
How special.
“… just wants to be treated as a normal person.”
Why?
izlamo delenda est …
“Suck it up Son”