Campus Reform
Indiana University Southeast is encouraging students to say “ouch!” to others who use “offensive” language, in order to convey that the words “had a negative impact” on them.
The university publishes and maintains a guide instructing students on how to “reduce bias in language” and offers some tactics for responding to others who use language they find offensive. One of these tactics is to “say ‘ouch!’” to others who utter “stereotypes, offensive or biased comments.” The university asserts that saying “ouch!” in these situations is an effective tool “simply to convey what was said had a negative impact on you, regardless if it was directed toward you.”
The university offered examples of language that may require such a response including phrases like “man and wife” or simply “wives,” as well as “mothering. These phrases can supposedly “imply one group dominating over another group.” The university suggests instead that students use phrases like “husband and wife,” “spouses,” and “parenting.” More
I have just one thing to say in response to those benighted thin-skinned snowflake “administrators”:
OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!
I think that would just encourage them.
How do I apply for the job of coming up with half-assed ideas like this?
How do you say “ouch” after you’ve had you teeth knocked in? These prissy, soy-boy, snowflake, millennial ass-wipes are just asking for it.
I’m really glad I’m just a few years (or sooner) away from leaving this world.
I detest seeing what our country is becoming.
The sheriff is near!
Somebody’s gonna have to go back and get a shitload of dimes
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Take that shovel and put ‘er to some GOOD use!
“Sticks and stone may break my bones, but word will never hurt me”
Are these dumbed-down, silly, self-absorbed, White guilt-ridden, spoon-fed, celebrity-obsessed, Birkenstock-wearing, kumbaya-singing, Kool-Aid drinking, Rainbow Plantation, Xanax-disabled, COEXIST bumper-sticker, Liberal Fuksticks really this ignorant???
A hearty FU,MF’r gets the point across better.
there are only two genders.
there is only one best race.
there is only one type of normal sexuality.
free beer to whoever gets the most ouches. and we’ll throw in a mexican to mow your lawn, too.
My mom used to tell us kids: If you come crying to me over something that trivial again I am going to give you something worth crying over. Now get the hell back outside and play with the rest of the kids while I am trying to make dinner.
“Use your words, children.”
“Ouch. Oweee. Waaaaah!”
“What’s wrong with you?”
“Your words hurt me!”
“Bend over, you little twerp, and I’ll show you what hurts.”
JD Hasty, my mom said the same thing. Old school moms who took no prisoners and no guff were the best. And besides she was very good at patching up all our boo boos (ouch!) when we injured or hurt ourselves when we (my 3 younger brothers and myself) were out and about being boys and doing all the things that boys do. Its a good thing we never had a sister other than her name would’ve been Willie Lee and that would’ve been like having been Larry on Newhart with his brothers Darrel and Darrel. Hi, I’m Jeff and these are my 3 brothers and my sister Willie Lee.
“Taggart, What happened to Your Head?
Speaking of Mothers, they taught us well didn’t they?
TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
RELIGION: “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
TIME TRAVEL: “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
LOGIC: ” Because I said so, that’s why.”
MORE LOGIC: “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”
FORESIGHT: “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
IRONY: “Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
OSMOSIS: “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”
CONTORTIONISM: “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
STAMINA: “You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
WEATHER: “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
HYPOCRISY: “If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”
CIRCLE OF LIFE: “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”
BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION: “Stop acting like your father!”
ENVY: “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”
ANTICIPATION: “Just wait until we get home.”
RECEIVING: “You are going to get it when you get home!”
MEDICAL SCIENCE: “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.”
ESP: “Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”
HUMOR: “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
Money Management: When the Ice Cream truck is playing music it means they’re out of ice cream.
HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT: “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
GENETICS: “You’re just like your father.”
ROOTS: “Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”
WISDOM: “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”
And my personal favorite:
JUSTICE: “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.”
I refuse to change my language to accommodate some ignorant pussy’s feelings.
… tell them I said OW!
Gotcha
Comedy Gold
“ouch!” is White elitist speak for “SHUT UP JEW.”
@ geoff the aardvark August 28, 2019 at 6:01 pm
My mom could pilot the 63 Galaxie 500 406 Tri Power or later a 65 Galaxie 500 390 4 bbl down a Montana highway at near the century mark, passing cars while turned around slapping down three kids and lighting a cigarette.
Just give the “oucher” a look that conveys “What’r you, some kind of idiot?” and then ignore.
They have been doing this for decades.
In the telco we weren’t allowed to call dykes “dykes”, we HAD to call them “side cutters”. And in the CATV world we weren’t allowed to call motherboards “motherboards”, so we called them cuntboards (Comp U tatio N al Terminal boards). It didn’t go over so well, but by that time everyone was sick of the “person hole covers” and all that bullshit. I had a nice steel “Telephone Men Working” sign that used to put my second level into near hysterics… now that I think about it that may have been why the whore took my 1976 leather backed Bashlin climbing belt (even though it met all telco specs). She was just being a cuntboard.
I’m still pissed about that belt. It was an actual left-handed belt, too. The old style belts I had to wear upside down, and cut the tool tabs off and re-rivet them so my linesman wrench and tool pouch were on the correct side. And it was a Bashlin belt, which was an oddity for an issue belt. We were normally issued some other company’s belt that was made of some plastic coated faux wool. Another B company. I can’t remember the name… but those belts never “broke” in. Just the plastic would flake from the faux wool and cut the piss out of you.
“Dock that Chink a day’s pay fer nappin’ on the job!”
“To tell you the truth sir, my mother was Dutch…”
My mom had a wicked backhand which I got smacked with real hard when I didn’t turn down Country Joe and the Fish singing the Fish cheer from the Woodstock album fast enough when they got to the gimme an F part when she walked in the door after work. I never did that again. However she did like some of the music as long as it wasn’t too loud or obscene.
I say, “Ouch” in retort to your your, “Ouch”.
The future of campus communication:
Ouch, ouch-ouch = A
Ouch-ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch = B
Ouch-ouch, ouch, ouch-ouch, ouch = C
Ouch-ouch, ouch, ouch = D
Ouch = E
Ouch, ouch, ouch-ouch, ouch = F
And so on to Z, 0 ~ 9, and punctuation.
Let’s see. Ouch would be:
ouch-ouch ouch-ouch ouch-ouch, ouch ouch ouch-ouch, ouch-ouch ouch ouch-ouch ouch, ouch ouch.
And the ever popular FU:
ouch ouch ouch-ouch ouch, ouch ouch ouch-ouch.
Morse code is like a spoken language after enough practice, and you get the speed of copying & transmission up to > 20 wpm. Fastest method of learning is by listening, slowest learning method is by looking at and memorizing a table of dots and dashes.
Haven’t they heard about the innovation that will save us all from our rayciss, insensitive, neanderthal selves ?!?!?!
JAZZ HANDS, everyone!
“How about some more beans.., Mr Taggert “?
“I’d say.., you’ve had enough” ( waving hat around in the air)
Did you really run up a student loan debt of $200k to major in gender studies? OUCH!!