Too easy. While your alternatives are amusing, they all require way too much initiative for this diva.
Shoulda got an obamaphone … they’re free.
As usual, I was wrong.
“You can hear me now!”
What did She Do? Nuffin, she Dindu Nuffin. Poor girl was born without white privilege. Y’all can’t blame her fer nuffin.
Buncha white racis muddafukkers, y’all be.
Well, of course. I thought she stabbed someone, but that would take effort. Let your car do the damage.
Worldstarhiphop.
She used her car as a weapon against multiple innocent people. Her car should be confiscated and she should be banned for life from ever owning a vehicle again.
As punishment somebody should wet that bitches lips and stick her to a window.
SHE WAS ARRESTED?? I THOUGHT BLACK PEOPLE WERE ALLOWED TO DO THIS!!
Oh man, I was goin for the box cutter!
I figured her for a shit spreader!
We have things like that happen all the time, only the drivers are in their 80’s and 90’s and it’s an “Oh shit I stepped on the wrong pedal”.
wth? Did she have a friend standing by to record it and post it on Facebook?
Now how she gone call 911 when the drive-thoo don’t have no chickin’ nugglets ??
If she managed her time better she still could have at least smeared her shit on the windshield.
People that don’t think things through.
What, was T-Mobile going to turn her phone back on once they saw how serious she was?
“OH! Well, if you’re going to drive through the windows, then here is a new phone and service!” Thank You! Buh bye!”
Right.
Awww… I was going for #2.
Truth being stranger than fiction, I thought she did ALL of it.
T mobile don’t take ebt as payment. You gotta has cash money. Look at you now fool, you ain’t gots no car. I see you didn’t think that one through now did ya? Meh!
Florida, stay crazy my friends. 🙂
Always a Nissan, they love Nissans!
Welcome to T-mobile. I’m sorry there’s no parking here.
That’s what, about a 40K Nissan Armada? She’s got hair, nail and make-up money….
Poor money management.
At least she gets a FREE lawyer and a FREE place to stay with three hots and a cot. But no Facebook.
I guess she figured if she couldn’t T-Mobile, she wuz gonna BE mobile…
Too easy. While your alternatives are amusing, they all require way too much initiative for this diva.
Shoulda got an obamaphone … they’re free.
As usual, I was wrong.
“You can hear me now!”
What did She Do? Nuffin, she Dindu Nuffin. Poor girl was born without white privilege. Y’all can’t blame her fer nuffin.
Buncha white racis muddafukkers, y’all be.
Well, of course. I thought she stabbed someone, but that would take effort. Let your car do the damage.
Worldstarhiphop.
She used her car as a weapon against multiple innocent people. Her car should be confiscated and she should be banned for life from ever owning a vehicle again.
As punishment somebody should wet that bitches lips and stick her to a window.
SHE WAS ARRESTED?? I THOUGHT BLACK PEOPLE WERE ALLOWED TO DO THIS!!
Oh man, I was goin for the box cutter!
I figured her for a shit spreader!
We have things like that happen all the time, only the drivers are in their 80’s and 90’s and it’s an “Oh shit I stepped on the wrong pedal”.
wth? Did she have a friend standing by to record it and post it on Facebook?
Now how she gone call 911 when the drive-thoo don’t have no chickin’ nugglets ??
If she managed her time better she still could have at least smeared her shit on the windshield.
People that don’t think things through.
What, was T-Mobile going to turn her phone back on once they saw how serious she was?
“OH! Well, if you’re going to drive through the windows, then here is a new phone and service!” Thank You! Buh bye!”
Right.
Awww… I was going for #2.
Truth being stranger than fiction, I thought she did ALL of it.
T mobile don’t take ebt as payment. You gotta has cash money. Look at you now fool, you ain’t gots no car. I see you didn’t think that one through now did ya? Meh!
Florida, stay crazy my friends. 🙂
Always a Nissan, they love Nissans!
Welcome to T-mobile. I’m sorry there’s no parking here.
That’s what, about a 40K Nissan Armada? She’s got hair, nail and make-up money….
Poor money management.
At least she gets a FREE lawyer and a FREE place to stay with three hots and a cot. But no Facebook.
I guess she figured if she couldn’t T-Mobile, she wuz gonna BE mobile…
🙂