Shep’s Hormones Getting the Better of Him? – IOTW Report

Shep’s Hormones Getting the Better of Him?

“You and everyone you know will die. And your kids, too.”

Mr Smith spoke to a Floridian woman who did not want to leave her home. He said: “I’ll ask her why she’s staying, and if she expects us to cover her funeral”.

33 Comments on Shep’s Hormones Getting the Better of Him?

  1. I don’t know how the fuck this guy still has a job. He’s been saying retarded shit for years and years. Remember the “blowjob” comment? And that was just the beginning of his reign of cunting retardation.

  2. Ok, I must confess. I used to LOVE Shep. What a cutie and every suit he wore matched his lovely eyes. (Yes, I knew he was gay from the first moment)

    That lasted a few years (very early Fox News).

    Then his liberal started to ooze out (sorry for the visual).

    Now he might be too far gone even for MSNBC.

  3. Not the only reason, but one of a few, that Fox has become unwatchable. After all, this is the same asshole empathizing with the BLM militants.

    @flip, assessment is dead on. Shep Smith is perfectly qualified for a local FranThanFithco weather person.

  4. Shep needs to take an estrogen blocker. They have it in pill form. 2-4 pills in the am with his prune juice. And a neck injection of steroids like Hitlery gets might help as well.

  5. Playing Devil’s advocate here but he’s from SouthWest Florida and hates hurricanes. His hometown of Punta Gorda took a direct hit in 2004 when Charlie flattened it. So yeah, he gets a bit hysterical about these things.

    Me? Like I said elsewhere here, I don’t leave for anything less than a Cat 5. You prepare, hunker down, come outside after it’s over to assess the damage and shoot the looters who commute up I-95 from Miami.

  6. Several years back Fox had a terrific afternoon lineup of Megyn Kelly, Neil Cavuto, and The Five. Stuck somewhere in the middle was Shep Smith. His show was unwatchable, and I actually used to turn the TV off during his show and back on for the others. He may hate hurricanes, but he’s always been an ass.

  7. Maybe she can go hang with your on scene reporters. Because we all know it’s absolutely necessary that they be there.
    I’m staying. I don’t absolutely have to. But for reasons I’d rather not get into, I’m staying. Now if Shepalita wants to ask me why. He can come knockin on my door. Long answer or short answer, depends on his attitude.

  8. @ Mansfield Lovell, Deplorable Confederate General
    I like your attitude.I may just do some preemptive looter control. Empty a couple of mags into a stump during the eye.

  9. Shep Smith is like USA Today with PMS.
    Here’s the thing. If you need to leave, you leave. Up to you.
    He is the LAST person that should be mocking anyone for shit.
    I bet that woman would be watching his drama queen funeral long before he would be talking about hers.

  10. “…everyone you know will die…”

    Wow. Even the people I know in California? That’s one hella storm.

    Oh, wait – over a long enough time span, everybody dies. That’s probably what he meant.

    😉

  11. COME ON! Maligning this screw worm jackass using feminine verbiage is wrong. A lot of fine people are female.

    Shepherd Smith is a clownfaced jerk, and just because we know he got his job in the same way ‘starlets’ (and a lot of male stars, also), got their jobs, doesn’t make him female.
    He has no excuse for that trait.

    I always hated that the worst labels we can use to insult anyone are female related. Sure makes a person aware that if there weren’t laws forbidding it, there might be a bounty on ‘beaver’ pelts. Sort of frightening.

  12. GovLawyer – something like that, yeah. Strict translation is Fat Point. The Spanish explorers had an earthy sense of humor back then when it came to naming places. For example, the ever-so hoity-toity Libtard haven of Boca Raton on the Fla east coast is Espanol for “Rat Mouth”

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