Undercover sheriff’s deputies arrested a Pennsylvania man on Friday night on suspicion he travelled to Arizona to have sex with a horse. Michael Crawford, 68, landed in Phoenix believing he would meet with a horse owner he’d been corresponding with online, according to a statement released by the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office.
Crawford hoped the fictitious owner would allow Crawford to engage in “perverted” sex acts with an animal, Sheriff Joe Arpaio said at a press conference on Sunday. Crawford posted an ad on a popular website soliciting a willing horse owner, according to the Sheriff’s Office. Investigators in the Animal Crimes Investigations Unit opened the case in October and corresponded with Crawford via email and telephone.
Watch the documentary “Zoo.” Pony sex can be fatal.
No thank you.
He wouldn’t have been looking for a Filly if his wife wasn’t such a Nag!
Seriously, who are we to judge this man? Love loves what it loves. If hairy man ass is now legally celebrated love, no reason animals can’t be too.
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He needs a longer face. And doesn’t Joe Arpaio have enough problems already with illegal beaners without this nut job showing up in his jurisdiction?
Maybe he’s gay and thought he was going to have sex with John Kerry, or only semi-gay and thought he was going to have sex with Sarah Jessica Parker.
Wait a minute… isn’t that Harry Reid?
I guarantee he’s a democrat.
Don’t let the Supreme Court anywhere near this case.
“Do you, Harry, take Bossy, as your lawfully wedded heifer?”
If he can satisfy a horse, I say, let him do what he wants
What an idiot. Oregon already allows this type of thing – even having tourist attractions.
Remember the guy a few years ago, who had a horse fornicate his ass and it killed him? It was at a ranch that advertised this sort of thing. I think it was Oregon, but it may have been Washington – I confuse the two – as both are cesspits of socialism and perversion.
Washington and Oregon should merge into one state (of perversion) called Satans Utopia! That would also cut out two crazy, demented and sick DemoRAT Senators!
Tim, thanks for the info, but I could have lived the rest of my life without knowing some of that.
That’s what “Zoo” is all about.
Tim, that was at my ranch in Enumclaw, Washington.
“Crawford posted an ad on a popular website soliciting a willing horse owner…”
Popular website? My first thought was “livestockmolestors.com”, but then I guessed they were just talking about craigslist.
He just wanted to horse around
Mr Ed said . . .naaaaaaaay
It is NOW. Spread that around. Everyone can play that game.
So THAT’S how he got his face bashed in… kicked by a horse!
Maybe he was tired of all the other pervs calling him a “Cow Poke”.
Kinky Friedman, discussing the wisdom
of Willie Nelson:
“Willie gave me some advice: He said,
‘If you’re ever going to have sex with an animal, make sure it’s a horse, because
that way, if things don’t work out, at least you know you’ve got a ride home.’”
😉
Arrested in Pennsylvania headed to Philly?