OC: Girl Turns to Cow Riding After Being Denied a Horse.
After being told that she could have a horse because they were too expensive, 11-year-old Sarah Simpson, decided to try the next best thing – riding a cow. Now 18, Sarah has her own horse, but she still rides her favorite cow, Lilac, just as much, if not more than she used to.
Sarah had been dreaming of having her own horse for as long as she can remember, but after her parents told her that buying one was to expensive, she discovered that riding a cow could be just as fun. It all started when her younger brother, Tim, dared her to try it, and even though she had no riding experience, she jumped on Lilac, a 6-months-old calf living on the family farm. The animal didn’t seem to mind, so she kept on doing it for the last six and a half years. MORE
That’s pretty darn funny. A milk cow no less. “Hi O, Lilac! Away!”
Yippy tie yie yo
Good for her. Chutzpah -both her and Lilac.
An actual child with an agenda, good on her.
Obstacles up to 1.4 meters high, good start.
With practice LunaCows clear 10 meter poles…
No-fault nipple brushes not withstanding.
Only while sitting.
I thought all cows were milk cows?
Good for her! Finding alternatives and letting nothing get in your way is a good life lesson that will pay off for her.
In the words of the late immortal Chicago Cubs baseball announcer Harry Carey, “Holy Cow.”
It worked for Mongo in “Blazing Saddles”. Good for her!
Lots of oxen are still pulling plows and wagons all over the Third World. Ornery but unstoppable if you can get them started.
Looks like an udder mess in the making.
Now that she is 18, she should try reverse cowgirl.
Cowgirl up!