22 Comments on Short Doc About a Professional Rock Balancer
He quit his job to do that full time? Boulder, Colorado huh. Does he receive a government check of some kind?
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Wasted life. Just pitiful.
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Arches National Park is the real thing. Nobody beats God at this sort of thing.
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Those things are a lot of fun to shoot
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Quit his job for this?
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When I saw short doc I thought you were talkin bout Fauci…
That midget bastard has rocks in his little commie head.
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My Petey B likes to balance vanilla wafers on my unbleached elastic starfish and then he munches his way down!
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He needs to add more fentynol to his crack dosage, eventually, his twitching will get worse and his ability to place more than one stone will denigrate.
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Professional Rock Balancer? What an ass-hole.
Who would pay him for doing that? Anybody?
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When I find one of these “rock piles” I knock them over, they’re unnatural
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As a hobby, cool. Quit his job to do this? Well I hope mommy and daddy are thrilled that their trust-fund baby is no long job-blocked so that he can pursue an aimless life of… I dunno whut.
Come to think of it tho… there’s probably Federal grant money available for this!
Of course it’s only a matter of time before democRAT govnor Polis shuts down stream wandering cuz of Corona virus….
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How very “Boulder.” Wonder how he pays the rent and weed bill. Used to live there–wondered that about a lot of characters out there. Trust funders gotta live somewhere
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Great job, if you can get it!
I hose goose shit.
Just waiting for someone to come along and pay me for it.
Only been 25 years or so … should happen real soon!
izlamo delenda est …
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Maybe not this guy, but a lot of people just like him HATE the United States as founded and badly want to replace it with an alien system . . . one that would completely preclude this guy indulging his hobby full-time and making money off of playing with rocks.
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“Does he receive a government check of some kind?”
Probably lives off a trust fund in Boulder.
Maybe one of Mork’s decedents?
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Question, does this guy possibly have a girlfriend? Or is he just Rocky the ultimate nerd rock builder guy? Personally I think he’s stoned and just likes to play with rocks. Maybe he should be part of the virtual Burning Man pagan/motherearth/gaia celebration which has been cancelled this year because of the Corona virus. He is certainly not standing on the sold rock of God, that’s for sure. He must’ve got a BA majoring in underwater BB stacking at what ever college he may have gone to.
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Lives with his parents.
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Yeah, and I’m a professional shade tree tester.
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When I stack my rocks the bourbon usually knows them over….
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I wuncet had a cinderblock balanst on my head….. by a cuppol of guys in Scranton – .. and ……… uhh ….. whot was I sayin?
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The guy does have an unusual talent for balancing things.
A shame he couldn’t find a more productive use for it, like maybe becoming an architect.
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@ Willys,
A prophetic plumber once warned me “ice is water! Water can go skunk! Bourbon never does…”
He quit his job to do that full time? Boulder, Colorado huh. Does he receive a government check of some kind?
Wasted life. Just pitiful.
Arches National Park is the real thing. Nobody beats God at this sort of thing.
Those things are a lot of fun to shoot
Quit his job for this?
When I saw short doc I thought you were talkin bout Fauci…
That midget bastard has rocks in his little commie head.
My Petey B likes to balance vanilla wafers on my unbleached elastic starfish and then he munches his way down!
He needs to add more fentynol to his crack dosage, eventually, his twitching will get worse and his ability to place more than one stone will denigrate.
Professional Rock Balancer? What an ass-hole.
Who would pay him for doing that? Anybody?
When I find one of these “rock piles” I knock them over, they’re unnatural
As a hobby, cool. Quit his job to do this? Well I hope mommy and daddy are thrilled that their trust-fund baby is no long job-blocked so that he can pursue an aimless life of… I dunno whut.
Come to think of it tho… there’s probably Federal grant money available for this!
Of course it’s only a matter of time before democRAT govnor Polis shuts down stream wandering cuz of Corona virus….
How very “Boulder.” Wonder how he pays the rent and weed bill. Used to live there–wondered that about a lot of characters out there. Trust funders gotta live somewhere
Great job, if you can get it!
I hose goose shit.
Just waiting for someone to come along and pay me for it.
Only been 25 years or so … should happen real soon!
izlamo delenda est …
Maybe not this guy, but a lot of people just like him HATE the United States as founded and badly want to replace it with an alien system . . . one that would completely preclude this guy indulging his hobby full-time and making money off of playing with rocks.
“Does he receive a government check of some kind?”
Probably lives off a trust fund in Boulder.
Maybe one of Mork’s decedents?
Question, does this guy possibly have a girlfriend? Or is he just Rocky the ultimate nerd rock builder guy? Personally I think he’s stoned and just likes to play with rocks. Maybe he should be part of the virtual Burning Man pagan/motherearth/gaia celebration which has been cancelled this year because of the Corona virus. He is certainly not standing on the sold rock of God, that’s for sure. He must’ve got a BA majoring in underwater BB stacking at what ever college he may have gone to.
Lives with his parents.
Yeah, and I’m a professional shade tree tester.
When I stack my rocks the bourbon usually knows them over….
I wuncet had a cinderblock balanst on my head….. by a cuppol of guys in Scranton – .. and ……… uhh ….. whot was I sayin?
The guy does have an unusual talent for balancing things.
A shame he couldn’t find a more productive use for it, like maybe becoming an architect.
@ Willys,
A prophetic plumber once warned me “ice is water! Water can go skunk! Bourbon never does…”