Shorter Democrat Debate – IOTW Report

Shorter Democrat Debate

I watch so you don’t have to –

WARREN – “DONALD TRUMP BAD, DONALD TRUMP BAD, DONALD TRUMP BAD… HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT IN ORDER TO VOTE FOR ME? BUT I’M A CAPITALIST AND I’M TOUGH AND BEAT WALL STREET AND THE BANKS. I’M ANGRY!”

SANDERS – “I’M MAD AS HELL AND HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT IN ORDER TO VOTE FOR ME? I HAVE BIG IDEAS! WE HAVE TO PAY OFF YOUNG VOTERS!”

BUTTIGIEG – “I’M DEAD IN THE WATER.”

BETO- “TEXAS. TEXAS. TEXAS.”

WILLIAMSON- “JUST WOW, MAN!”

THE REST – “WE CAN’T BE PROGRESSIVE NUTBALLS LIKE YOU GUYS AND WIN.”

19 Comments on Shorter Democrat Debate

  1. I don’t know….all these white folks don’t really knows whats owed…nevermind we’re gettin to it….Don Lemon is such a gift, cough, cough….John Hickelooper is creatively ignorant…Bernie is an imbecile….Lizzy is armpit smell…and Marianne (SP?) boiled me rabbit…

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  2. thanks for taking the hit Fur

    had better things to do … like scrub my bathroom tile grout, & suck out the shitter

    every D’rat debate summary: I’m gonna give you free shit that we confiscated from taxpayer … vote for me!

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  3. The Governor of Montana never grew up in Montana or he would know that the “Big Foot’ would have drowned him as an infant….Actually, some of the ‘Bohunks” I knew would have fulfilled that promise clear into his teens…..

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  4. Bernie Sanders is one of those angry white men that Ilhan fake name warned me about.

    I’m comfortable with any of these numbnuts being the Democrat nominee.

    Warren remains less likeable Hillary. Beta said Jim Crow exists in all of our institutions.

    They all supported reparations for slavery. A half trillion is “politically feasible”.

    The Rear End from South Bend keeps flogging his “military service” which consisted of chauffeuring people around after all of the fighting was over.

    These people make McGovern look like a Bircher.

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  5. My thoughts about the debate. I watched it all…..Elizabeth Warren has pierced earslobes that could entertain a family of chimpanzees with motorcycle tires…

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  6. I decided to watch the Mariners game. Yes, the Seattle Manures, instead of watching this debate. It’s basically, I’ll propose a $15 minimum wage!….well I propose a $16 dollar wage! …That’s not enough! $25 wage here…. etc

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  7. Well…. ummm….. check venezuela, the common folks there are eating other people’s garbage INSTEAD of fat juicy well fed rats!
    “Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell

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  8. It’s amazing that a sane person can listen to these sugar-daddy politicians and not puke.

    The picture I saw last night reminded me of one of those ocean going fishing trips. Picture it: a fishing boat that is raggedy, patched, spouting dark smoke from the sputtering engine, chugging out to sea. It’s decks are covered with corrupt, white people, all dressed like the ‘movies’ depict hardworking poor professional fisherman. But you can see the ‘movie wardrobes’ are expensive and new.

    They are just about finished using all the good bait and are are fighting over who has the best shiny stuff to attract the fish/voters. Then they are starting to cannibalize themselves and soon they will destroy the boat in their quest to catch the most fish.

    The boat’s name is America.

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