Should you seal your nose shut when you sneeze?
Should you seal your chocolate starfish shut when you… you get the idea.
A new product for men sounds just as stupid as the questions above. Just thinking about it makes me double over a bit.
Should you seal your penis shut with a Jiftip sticker during sex?
USA Today – The product, named “Jiftip”, is a sticker that covers the urethra during sex, and is touted as a way to “Feel your partner, Feel Freedom, Feel Safe.”
Except it’s not exactly safe.
While Jiftip may sound like a dream come true for those who don’t like the way condoms feel during sex, many health professionals warn there is no evidence the product is effective in preventing STDs or pregnancy.
Brahmbhatt notes that those who do leave the patch on when they ejaculate may experience pain or irritation from the patch blocking the urethra while the man has “natural spasms that evacuate all the fluid.”
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You don’t say….
hat TIP – Wait For It
WHY! Wouldn’t putting a little piece of duct tape over the urethra do the same thing. Or a drop of super glue. This is getting ridiculous. I thought that’s what rubbers were for. And I can only imagine all the nasty UTI’s afterwards from using such a device. “To squirt or not to squirt, that is the question.”
Wait, the product disclaimer says “This product is for pleasure, convenience, novelty or entertainment purposes only. THOU SHALT NOT USE FOR PREGNANCY OR STI PREVENTION PURPOSES”, so what exactly *is* the point? For if you … just really, really like stickers?
Fur, Can you work up a little animation of the sperm tidal force being reversed and sent the wrong way up the canal? It would be educational.
Just wait until they see my Stainless Steel Threaded version. I call it “A helmet for your helmet”. It’s a tapered thread so one size fits all. The outside is a 60 degree taper to a sharp point. Fun for all.
Tooooo much time
in the ole machine shop BB…..
Jiffy, now in chocolate starfish flavor!
No, the correct vomiting procedure is to first turn toward the nearest Democrat (or RINO Dimbulblican) and then let it go with gusto.
PHenry – makes me think of the evolution of neanderthal man picture where the last guy turns around and says ‘Go back, we fucked it up!”
“Go back, we got fucked” or “the ultimate cock-block” or “Road closed, use detour ->”
My eyelids are taped open before every sneeze.
Here’s where the expression “No fucking way” wuz never more appropriate!
@G. August 4, 2017 at 5:13 pm
I think you meant that for the Zuckerberg thread.
Just clamp it shut with a pair of ViceGrips
About as useless as pet rocks.
Get married, be faithful. What’s so difficult about that?
Honey, I just blew out my left nut!😱
Only a misandrist feminist could come up with this idea.
Leftists and bodily functions and fluids. Always unwelcomed and unhealthy curiousity.
Should you seal your mouth shut when you vomit?
Everyone knows it will just come out your nose.