An enterprising Dane named Oliver Niessen thinks he’s found a cure for the common cold: use already infected tissues. By exposing yourself to certain viruses, the thinking goes that your immune system will become strengthened and better able to fight them off the next time.
The tissues — which sell for $80 a box — come pre-crumbled to really hammer in the fact that they’ve already been used, tucked into sleek containers that look like they’re made out of white marble and not paper.
The appeal of using them, aside from the thrill of inhaling someone else’s germs and spending way too much money on something you could essentially grab for free out of a trash can, is that you can better control when and if you get sick. “We believe that when flu season comes around, you should be able to get sick on your terms,” Vaev’s website reads.
well now I really cannot wait for fauxcahontas’s M4A
OMG! Is this the same guy who wants us to eat each other?
…South Park already covered this ground…
https://southpark.cc.com/clips/150660/ookie-mouth
I s’pose there’s also some valid logic for used ass paper as well.
…so, is THAT why the Japanese have used panty vending machines, or is there some OTHER reason Biden it’s time for that…
(at 03:00)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK6DfJXqzBI
Libs think this is a fine idea. They can’t wait to try it on your kids.
“I s’pose there’s also some valid logic for used ass paper as well.”
Close: https://www.medicaldaily.com/use-poop-medical-treatments-throughout-history-400497
Outdoorjohn DECEMBER 26, 2019 AT 2:47 PM
“I s’pose there’s also some valid logic for used ass paper as well.’
…I’ve heard that “Obama” and Buttgieg both enjoy re-purposing used toilet paper as a nose wipe, BUT they DO insist it come from the MEN’S room…
That’s snot a very good idea. Tissues infected with someone else’s snot and boogers, gross. Do they only come in booger yellow and green colors?
…wisdom for the ages…
https://twitter.com/nocontxtbilly/status/1158591445386665985?lang=en
Save the tissues. Just hold one nostril shut and blow snot out of the other in the direction of the liberals that you want to immunize.
I was going to chime in about the guy’s cure for hemorrhoids…
Another Tom Steyer funded cause.
The true George Soros of America approved this message,,,
Actually, there is a valid use for poop in certain treatments. A life threatening problem caused by Clostridium difficile causes serious diarrhea problems. A treatment that works is to transplant poop from a healthy person into the sick patient. Usually, but not always, they go through the Southern route. The healthy poop repopulates the guts with the right bacteria restoring the patient. Google fecal transplant.
It’a like vaccinating yourself and ur kids. The anti-vax crowd will hate it.
What dumbass fuckery is this?
@ Cynic
That’s where the saying comes from “have you over a barrel”, it came from dealing with hemorrhoids by cauterizing them, they would tie the person down to a barrel.
Eeew gross! A nurse friend of mine said if you want to get sick during cold and flu season just tightly grip a handrail on a staircase or escalator. Plenty of germs there to “boost your immune system.”
🤢🤧
This is the kind of thing liberals in power would make you try on your own kids, not theirs.
I made $100,000 last week without leaving my couch. I spend 5 min a week online selling my used tissues. Just clik here to start rolling in the big bucks……… http://www.yesImthatstupit.com
Probably the same guy that “invented” this dish washer 🤣
https://twitter.com/Imamofpeace/status/1210219472528666630
He’s not a great Dane.
Citizens, this is how we got Thrakazog.
hope he doesn’t ‘discover’ the cure for diarrhea
Same concept as HOMEOPATHY but with actual diseases and sicknesses.
Or you could just take a walk around San Fran & L.A. and save the $80.
Google “The Amazing Randy on Homeopathy” on Youtube. He was a former magician who exposes Fraudsters and snake oil salespeople like Harry Houdini did decades ago.