1. You think the pandemic is still going on. If you find yourself saying “When the pandemic is over…” or “the new normal,” you might be watching too much CNN.
2. You still think one of these investigations is going to “get” Trump. The walls are closing in. Any day now.
3. You haven’t left your house in two years. Time to turn off the CNN and go outside, people.
4. You haven’t heard of any of Biden’s foreign or domestic failures. You think the president’s doing a “pretty good job” and haven’t caught wind of any kind of disasters.
5. You still call ivermectin “horse medicine”. Oh no! Your brain has been infected!
10. You kick your dog for being toxically masculine.
Your Blue haired kid keeps banging me in the back with a shopping cart in the check out line and when I tell you to have him stop it you call me an asshole for not wearing a mask.
Didn’t the Babylon Bee used to do satire?
Hard to do satire nowadays.
Too much of what’s going on is so outrageous.
Oh yeah it’s over. Till the next variant hits. Just like the cold, the flu, it ain’t going nowhere. Little minds have little room for such large thoughts. Stupid jackass claim.