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It played out just like the classic scene from the movie “A Christmas Story” — minus the triple-dog dare. But it didn’t happen just once.
In the past two weeks, six curious kids at a Roseville elementary school learned the painful lesson of what happens when you stick your tongue to a frozen pole.
It hurts. A lot. More
they don’t call it the Land of 10,000 Retards for nothing….
“Some of the kids ripped their tongues away themselves…”
Owwwww!
Those of us that left Minnesota are the smart ones. The ones that stayed, …..not so smart.
Used to enjoy getting my friends to pee on an electric fence for fun as well.
The things we do in flyover country.
So long as nobody gets their eye shot out, it’s all good.
Everything that really matter in this nation happens in fly over country, and the elites know it.
Kids have done this since the freezing of the first steel pole.
The talk among kids I grew up with was that if you did it, the best way out was to let the other kids pee on it. Freezing injuries were wisely avoided.
It was commonplace in the Montana of my youth, a half century ago, for this to happen. It isn’t newsworthy.
A towel and pot of hot, but not too hot, water is how it is dealt with.
ok children, put your books down. today’s we’re going to learn what we call an ‘object’ lesson. it’s ‘learning by someone’s example’.
now, what did little Nimrod’s actions with the flag pole teach us today? … anyone? … anyone?
For kicks, tell the little ones to do that. For mercy tell them how to get out of it. Now, for that electric fence, there’s no going back on that one.
Someone should ‘Triple Dog Dare’ Obama to stick his tongue on the third rail of the DC Metro.
To late Blue, it’s already stuck up Satans ass…