Very funny, with a funnier wrap up.
I do this with the car alarm. When it goes off it is the perfect rhythm to start humming Zorba the Greek.
Very funny, with a funnier wrap up.
I do this with the car alarm. When it goes off it is the perfect rhythm to start humming Zorba the Greek.
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Two words: Egg Nog
You shouldn’t put this post so close to the one above. You’re liable to catch Santa on fire.
Fur – If I hear a car alarm that just won’t stop and see some maniac dancing on top of a snow bank, I’ll know you’re visiting back in NY.
P.S. – Don’t trip on the fire hydrants.
From now on, when I hear a car or smoke alarm go off, I will start laughing and/or dancing and people will look at me funny.
Thanks.
😂
Nope. Not me. Not going there. Thought I was being funny one evening (many/many years ago) when the smoke alarm started beeping due to ‘low battery.’ I asked my wife, “oh! Is dinner ready?”
Needless to say, the batteries have been changed regularly since. 😉
I can’t hear the smoke alarm unless I up the volume to glass shattering levels.
Also, I can’t hear the engine alarms on my boat…my crew has to tell me they are beeping. I’m not deaf, I just can’t hear certain tones. I can hear a beer can open from about 300 yards away. Does anybody make a fire alarm that sounds like a beer opening? I don’t wanna die in a fire.
In my neighborhood, if you hear two beer cans opening, you put on your hat and visit next door.
If you only hear one can, no hat needed.