Lisa Herbold phoned authorities on Friday after a man reportedly threw a rock through her living room window, My Northwest reported. The councilwoman said “she was on the west side of the living room near the kitchen when she heard a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot and dove into the kitchen for cover,” according to a redacted police report obtained by the publication.
A neighbor told police that a person who is “unathletic and a bad runner” was seen leaving the area.
Moreover, the witness told officers that he would recognize the suspect if he saw him again, but declined an officer’s business card to contact him for follow up, according to the report.
The irony is that under a proposal introduced by Herbold, the suspect could avoid criminal charges if caught. Under the legislation, charges against most misdemeanor suspects could be dismissed if they can show symptoms of mental illness or addiction or if they can prove the crime provided for a need to survive, a so-called “poverty defense,” the news organization reported.
I notice she’s had a recent mishap while fishing.
Poor girl self identifies as a COW with the nose hoop thingy.
Who am I to argue?
^^^^Kcir ^^^
That is one cow that shouldn’t be milked – hers is soured and not in the best way!
“…or if they can prove the crime provided for a need to survive, a so-called “poverty defense”…”
…setting aside that this “unathletic” person who threw it was probably said to be so because their profile was reminiscent of late career Elvis, we have the ABSOLUTE fattest poor people in the ENTIRE WORLD.
…I mean really, the large cal with the steaks and wine and EBT card for her cart groaning with food I related the other day wasn’t symbolic, it was ACTUAL impoverished corpulence on full display, and is replicated in grocery stores throughout this Nation.
She is NOT an anomaly. She IS American poverty.
…so unless you stretch the definition of a “need to survive” being a “sexual emergency” for a Muslim rapist or a Black person that “needs” to kill a Whitey to protect their ” mental health” (both things I wouldn’t put past liberals), this is complete balderdash.
If you’re poor in Trumps America and hungry, you simply are not trying.
…now if they swing the steal and the nation goes full Communist, all the food will be gone and we’ll ALL be committing “need to survive” crimes, mostly against each other, but that’s a different problem and a different subject for another day…
…BTW, its also another case of a liberal finding out “It stops being funny when it starts being YOU”. She was ALL FOR glass being broken as long it it was Krystallnscht for OTHER people, but not for her OWN precious self…
…too bad it didn’t hit her, is all I’m saying. Well, hopefully he’ll be back. She created that monster, its only RIGHT that it comes home to her because it needs its mommy…
gin blossom that’s funny. I appreciate the chuckle
Someone needs to call the Bias Response Team on the neighbor for saying the person is “unathletic and a bad runner”. Isn’t that illegal to say that now?
A pint of cheap booze for a well placed rock?
Is that a deal or what? Thanks Councilham.
…I notice they don’t tell us the color of the alleged rock thrower and waddled awayer, even though that’s kind of an easily visible sort of thing that could narrow it down just a LITTLE for the cops…I wonder why THAT might be…
STOOOPID is its own reward. 🙄
She looks like she knows her way around a plate of food!
She hires porters when she visits the Golden Corral steam tables!
Herbold, is that like one of its “pronouns” or something?
Should have sent her a social worker. Isn’t that who she proposes to send when a citizen calls for help?
That’s a biological woman?
Translation of the witness testimony: “the dude who threw the rock was fat as hell and practically limped away. It was hilarious.”
When she called the police their response should have been, “so, do you want us to file a report?”
That became the response from city police if you reported your car stolen back east. Before I relocated.
Good people of Seattle need more of these civic minded rock throwers. This could be the beginning of the Ernest T. Bass society for social change.
“You can’t fix stupid.”
~ Ron White
How do we know he actually threw the rock? I mean, a fat dude trying to jog during a pandemic and get back in shape while social distancing, looses his footing and slides… I could see some debris getting kicked up and thrown!
Why that little delinquent Charlie Brown with all those rocks in his bag probly didit!…
Insurance will take care of it. No worries!
Her ex-boyfriend?
Boyfriend ?!
MJA, you have to come here and wipe off my desk.
That’s not a fishhook. That is the worm that ate her brain crawling out of her nose.
She’s got cleavage in her nose. Take a close look. Very odd.
All of her shnozz is divided into two parts.