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Sniff Before You Sip

PSA from Doc.

15 Comments on Sniff Before You Sip

  1. Did that cup of coffee in that picture belong a guy named Dick or Peter by any chance? I have never understood how they do such a thing creating designs like in a cup of coffee/ And how much does it cost and overpriced is it? Coffee should just be coffee, no foo foo frills. Maybe it’s gay coffee and belongs to Petey B or any other gay guy. The best part of waking up is the picture of a pecker in your cup! Or maybe it’s the new Jizz brand of coffee.

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  2. We’re eating shit in this crisis so we might as well drink it. It’s shitacular!

    I’m referring, of course, to refinancing “The Everything” debt bubble’s collapse with a brand new debt bubble of global proportions. This will lead to the end of the Dollar and a new world-wide, totalitarian currency: The ₷hitter.

    “How much is that model?”
    “₷124,995”
    “That’s a lot of ₷hit!”
    “No ₷hit?”
    “No ₷hit!”

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  3. Different Tim
    MARCH 26, 2020 AT 7:23 PM
    “I’ve got a Keurig, I’m gonna need more detailed instructions.
    🤔”

    1) Obtain one of those inserts that allow you to use loose coffee grounds in your Keurig, the kind that’s plastic with stainless screens, the kind that looks like a mini cheese grater.

    2) Use the OUTSIDE of the stainless screen insert like a corn cob. DO NOT INSERT RECTALLY.

    3) Fill the INSIDE with your favorite grounds.

    4) Place insert in your Keurig, wetting the matter on the OUTSIDE as needed.

    5) Brew a highly individual cup of recycled YOU.

    6) Enjoy the coffee and it’s laxitive effect.

    7) Repeat.

    …full disclosure: I’m not a coffee drinker, so the taste makes me think that’s what y’all have been doing ALL ALONG, but what do I know…

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