Everyone on the left says that “Caitlyn” is a woman. A bone-a-fied woman.
Okay. We believe you.
Caitlyn likes women. So, Caitlyn is a lesbian.
Which one of you lesbians out there wants to sleep with the rich and famous lesbian woman Caitlyn? Show of hands.
Sally Kohn? How about you?
No? Why not? Is there something wrong with this woman?
“Is there something wrong with this woman?”
You mean, besides having a penis?
I don’t know who was the catcher in the Michael Sam relationship, but maybe he would suffice as an appropriate woman.
If Hillary’s campaign ends and The Bubba Foundation implodes…
It worked twice for Kerry.
I’m thinking that the ‘Bruce’ part of this freak is going to look into the mirror, see the ‘Caitlin’ part of this modern day Frankenstein monster, get aroused and want to have ‘sexual relations’ with itself. That will have to be the ultimate disappointment from all of this ‘coming out’ party. I guess ‘pleasuring itself’ will be the only recourse…
A great opportunity for obola to be truly ‘historic’
“Sleep with a dude? What do you take me for, a fucking HOMO?”
-Caitlyn Jenner, Real Female
Actually, whichever lesbo hooks up with “Caitlyn” will save a small fortune on strap-ons
Go to
https://twitter.com/markdice
and find the June 1 note
“Apparently the internet forgot about this thing
called PHOTOSHOP today.”
Side by side comparison of post-mutulation-Bruce
with the Vanity Fair cover.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Well, I’m just as confused as Bruce is. Just think, he claims to be a Republican and according to some, he’s given the Republicans some clout with accepting him as a wannabe woman. He did come out of the womb, but not as a woman. Even if he has his nuts and penis removed, he is still a man but with no purpose.
He has no plans to alter his genitals.
We just all have to go along with this never ending Halloween costume and not trip up and call him a man, lest be sent to the gulag.
I’m not giving up on this one. I am not letting the left win with this friggin ridiculousness.
He is NOT A WOMAN!.
I hear that Caitlyn feels especially attracted to women at age 65 after a few Viagra pills.
At least, that’s what I hear.
But hey, you know how women are!!!
My guess would have been Butch Maddow but then would be completely turned off to find out he/she was a Republican
My first wife ( divorced her 30+ years ago) later on she adopted a daughter and raised her. A couple years ago her daughter decided she wanted to be her son. Started testosterone treatments, etc….which is tricky because ‘she/he’ is 23 and full of female hormones, too. Next week she/he gets her boobs cut off and nipples replaced, but is not going to do anything with ‘her’ lady bits.
So messed up on many levels…
Oh, and the ex is a bleeding heart liberal. One reason for our divorce
Not being a lesbian, I couldn’t say what one might do, so I’m guessing here, but since it seems that a lot of women that claim to be lesbians are really attention whores, one might would have sex with “Caitlyn” for that reason.
Megyn Kelly was proudly calling BJ “her’ last night. How PC she is.
And it’s too early in the day to even hear the name Sally Kohn.
“Wal, ah’m not really a lesbian – ah’m just an
ex-politician – but ah’d volunteer to do it…”
— signed, “Bill, from Arkansas”
Miley Cyrus would probably take a swing
BREAKING NEWS: Brian Williams just announced he’s the first person to have sex with Caitlyn Jenner
@Cynic – Like a wrecking ball.
Before his change Bruce must have listened to Rush Limbaugh who used to jokingly refer to himself as “a lesbian trapped in a man’s body”.
If Bruce Jenner’s blood was analyzed by a hematology lab as in one of those CSI shows it would show HE’S A MAN
If some future archaeologist digs up Bruce Jenner’s skeleton 1000 years from now it will indicate HE’S A MAN
If he submitted his DNA to the Human Genome Project or some genetics lab it would show HE’S A MAN
But I’m the one who’s supposed to be “anti-Science” because I’m a Christian and as such I view this as an act of self-mutilation contrary to nature
homosexuals have been sidelined for the new deviancy. a fluidish, no name it, new normal, media blitzkrieg of narcisstic crap. obsessed with sex.
and anyone who strays off the reservation is castigated.
saw this posted on the upcoming e online show comment thread.
“I’m starting a new reality show where I make parts on a lathe and weld stuff to other stuff. It’ll be called “Machine Shop” and there will be lots of juicy drama where engineers make drawings that call out tolerances that are tighter than necessary for a part being made and drives the cost of the part up more than it has to but we make it anyway. Also, sometimes the drawings will be difficult to read because they won’t be dimensioned off a common baseline or datum. Then, occasionally, exotic materials like titanium will be called out which are of course a little trickier to manufacture. Yep, reality.”
Paraphrasing The Wilkow Majority – He says he is a conservative Republican politically. So we can take a 65 year old man, paint him up and put a dress on him and he will be a better looking woman than Hillary.
Caitlyn For President
Jenner has mental illness, and the Hollywood left is doing nothing more than enabling and encouraging him for profit and/or political advantage. He’s not brave, he’s not courageous – he’s mentally ill and he needs some professional help which he is apparently not getting from family or friends.
For those of you so inclined, Jenner may be a candidate for next year’s dead pool. And once the cameras stop following him/her around, he/she would be an odds on favorite in that year’s dead pool.
Caitlyn has been referred to, more than once, as brave. Where’s the bravery come in?
At a table for two in a quiet, dark, secluded bar on any street, sits a woman who once was a man but now lives as a lesbian, and on the other side, a male homosexual who once was a woman. One smiles and holds the cigarette steady as the other reaches over to light it. Strange huh?
Susan Sarandon
What difference, at this point in her career, does it make?
A match made in hell…
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/06/01/susan-sarandon-open-to-dating-a-person-of-any-age-color-or-gender/
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Okay so you loathe the penis and testes yet you rush to strap on a dildo–massive double headed, business on both ends for two to use at the same time dildos are popular.
Or insert whatever/anything.
Then why is lesbian sex, lesbian sex. Why isn’t it male wannabe?
Hey Caitlyn (re)Jennder, let’s see you push a baby through the hips that you don’t have the anatomical means to accomplish the task.