SOTU Live (or dead)— if you need to hear the spin and have a few laughs—

94 Comments on SOTU Live (or dead)— if you need to hear the spin and have a few laughs—

1. The stfu address

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2. Sit yo’ monkey ass down…

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3. If brains were dynamite this asshole wouldn’t have enough to blow his own nose.

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4. Kamala with 50 shades of brown behind the old fool…

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5. We’re united? He united us?

   I got better things to do.

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDT9Aok3QXE

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6. It’s sad when an American citizen can look out into that audience and see nothing but pedo’s and grifter’s of the highest order.

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7. The good news is after tonight the old bastard will call a lid until next Monday…

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8. plousy is playing with her false teeth.

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9. heels up has an expression like she smells something bad.

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10. Poke the Bear Jackass, Poke The Bear.

    He has completely lost his last 2 Marbles.

    Som-a-Bitch Gonna back Putin into a corner.

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11. I don’t think Putin cares about winning the hearts of the Iranian people.

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12. @Jethro–

    “Look at those snappers!” [h/t Ira]

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13. He went from “expect a dark winter of death” & “pandemic of the unvaxed” to “we beat covid”

    What an asshole!

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14. 6.5 million new jobs, and 50% are all on Chaturbate!

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15. I’ll wait for the FAKE FACT CHECKERS to verify the FAKE FACTS.

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16. Complains about the past 40 years that include 16 years of obama-biden-clinton…

    What an asshole!

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17. To quote one of my best friends ever, this is all “So FAG.”

    Fake And Gay.

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18. Ted Cruz is NOT impressed…

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19. For every mile repaired the bloated bureaucracy will cost taxpayers 2.8 billion dollars…and it will STILL SUCK!

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20. He went from “expect a dark winter of death” & “pandemic of the unvaxed” to “we beat covid”

    What an asshole

    Right on LOCO!

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21. “environmental justice”

    I threw the rye bottle cap in the trash, ’cause I’m not gonna need it…

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22. Giving away and draining our oil reserves – yeah that’s the ticket! Idiot.

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23. “Where is the token we invited, Jo-Jo, stand up boy…”

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24. pResident Poopy Pants will sign anything put in front of him by his handlers.

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25. The bean factory closed. 🤣

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26. “Lower your costs, not your wages”
    Hey asshole, how about you get the govt boot off our necks?
    You wanted to mass fire the population who wouldn’t get the jab.
    What a pathetic, ignorant piece of shit!

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27. “Imagine what it’s like to tell your child that you lost your job as a nurse because you wouldn’t get an experimental shot?”

    IMAGINE THAT YOU PRICK!

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28. Does Biden suddenly think he’s Donald Trump. He just raised the price of prescription drugs. WTF?

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29. I see AOC had another taxpayer funded makeover…

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30. Poh diabetic Joshua. Joe Pedo probably sniffed his crotch.

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31. That 400K bullshit again…sigh*

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32. “fair share”
    Liz Warren just came… ahhhhhhhhh

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33. The U.S. workforce has been depleted by Democrat policies. How in the world are cost going to be down for manufacturing and businesses? What!?

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34. New York Times already has tomorrow’s front page:
    “Like Churchill, Lincoln, FDR, JFK & MLK rolled into one…it was glorious…the night biden* became president”

    Fucking barrffff!!!!

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35. Why is there a turd emoji next to pelosi

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36. Great, more govt boot on the neck of companies.

    Sack of shit!

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37. Pass more regulations.
    Increase Red Tape.
    Force out the small guys.

    and wonder why there are only 4 main Beef producers…

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38. The ho and the drunk and the fake indian are sure wearing out their panty liners jumping up every time he spouts his oral diarrhea.

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39. The asshole will be double masked again tomorrow while walking alone outside.
    Mark my words…

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40. Pills Pills Pills!
    Test, Pills,
    All FREE!

    NEW VARRIANTS!!!

    New Vacines

    More Pills.

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41. *Allow 16 weeks for delivery of govt tests
    *Availability limited to one per family
    *They may expire while in transit

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42. ” you can’t build a wall high enough to stop a vaccine.”

    his words , not mine.

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43. His wakey wakey shot is wearing off. Starting to slur and run words together.

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44. “You can’t build a wall to keep vaccines out”
    WUT???

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45. The wifes forcing me to watch this. If I shoot the TV I’m not taking responsibility. This asshole is throwing Conservative talking points out like they’re the backbone of the Libtard party.
    Oh here we gun, gun control, making examples of those two NY cops that got murdered. And nobody from his admin even acknowledged it. Shit.

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46. Where’s a thermobaric bomb when you need one?

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47. Throat punch Merrick for that name alone.

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48. Hey joe* where is the Jan 5th bomber?

    Hey joe* what about defund the police & BLM?

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49. Hey joe* I bet the Ukrainians would LOVE a 100 round mag…

    You absolute FUCK!

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50. Loco, here’s the only Hey Joe I want to listen to tonight. Fuck this asshole.

    https://youtu.be/rXwMrBb2x1Q

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51. “…and most importantly…SHE BE BLACK!”

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52. Laws to stop voter fraud is subverting the the election process? Moron.

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53. Where’s Cornpop sitting?

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54. My friend just texted me about Kumalot Hair Ass:

    “If you look real close you can see the cunt in her eyes.”

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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55. “…transgenders reach their God given potential”
    WUT!!!!
    Talk about the biggest oxymoron!
    They want to CHANGE their fucking GG potential you absolute asswagon!

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56. “His wakey wakey shot is wearing off. Starting to slur and run words together.”

    Was thinking the same thing. One day Dr Jills going to over medicate him and that’s when he’ll go digital.

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57. Fight
    the opioid use that went parabolic due to lockdowns, open boarders, & demo policies.

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58. That Francis Haugen Facebook cunt wants ALL conservatives censored, make no mistake…

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59. Nancy just asked Kamala if she just farted…

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60. Beau makes the scene…where’s Hunter?

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61. “No Nancy, that was a Queef.”

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62. Holly shit!

    Its Jar Jar Binks!

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63. Hey joe* if we stay 6 feet apart and wear a mask maybe we can cure cancer like we did covid?

    How about horse paste?

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64. Can’t deal with a virus that has a 99% percent survival rate.

    I’MA CURE CANCER!!!!

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65. Actually Nancy wanted to know if “she” Nancy just farted, she can’t always tell…
    Neither can biden*

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66. How nice, Bitch Romney is there too with Bitch McConnell.

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67. Dude’s meds are wearing off. He’s just rambling now promising everything to everyone. Time for his aides to come get him.

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68. A year ago, there was no Blood in the Snow or The Desert.

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69. I lost track of the lies and misinformation Demwit Joe has stuttered.
    He’s plagiarized most of President Trump’s SOTU speeches, btw. His usual thievery.

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70. I’m tellin’ ya’. It was pointless. At least you get to watch a bald Tom Cruise with popeye arms dance in muh video.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDT9Aok3QXE

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71. So much for social distancing. Attention, Covid has left the building. Fucking hypocrites.

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72. Not one word thanking Putin for ending covid.

    Whatever.

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73. TV oops.
    https://youtu.be/MjoLh1tAOFM

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74. Prediction, Next state of the union he’ll look just like Max Headroom.

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75. I heard that Maxine Waters was the “designated survivor” so Putin decided not to nuke DC…

    Crazy can spot Cra-cra-Crazy from a mile away

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76. I didn’t watch it. I’ve already done my evening ablutions. No reason to do them twice.

    Did they give him enough drugs to keep him standing for 2 hours?

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77. Maxine was standing right next Craka Joe at the end, to get her rubbery face on TV.

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78. “May God protest our troops. Go get him!’”

    This is from the official transcript.

    Joe wants our troops to go get God because he protests our troops.
    81 million votes, people. 81 million.

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79. I saw where if only women’s votes counted in 2016 Hillary would have won 480+ to 80 for Trump.

    YIKES!!!

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80. Loco, the fudge did you see that? Cosmo?

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81. Burr, she is a good trusty conservative:

    https://twitter.com/sourpatchlyds/status/1498786827267891203?cxt=HHwWhoCzlbar4cwpAAAA

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82. Look man, I respect bitches. No way I’ma believe 700 million hoes dropped their drawers for Clinton.

    We don’t have that many carpet munching self hating blobs in America.

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83. Burr, you ever hear of suburban wine moms?
    just ignant enough to be dangerous.

    There is a shit ton of them that are as bad as the plantation house negroes when it comes to automatically voting dem by rote…
    SMDH!

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84. I can’t believe how misogynistic you are against bimbos.

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85. A woman’s place is in the kitchen & bedroom, note the voting booth…PERIOD!

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86. You call them Bimbos, I call them willing to participate.

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87. Aw I’m just funnin’ Loco. He didn’t catch me callin’ wimmin hoes so I had to keep hammering away.

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88. Imagine all the deceased womens that voted in 2020?
    100% for biden*!
    It’s a statistical MIRACLE!

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89. I just figured America had more arm candy than butter faced bunny boilers.

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90. Burr, by changing your screen name so seamlessly & effortlessly, don’t you think you are shaming those poor anonymous posters that don’t enjoy your white privilege?

    Sure, just because you have the extra free 0.0005972 femto-seconds that it takes to do so doesn’t mean everyone does.
    I’m disappointed in you.

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91. Nah, the only people who get offended are those cross eyed bitches.

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92. I didn’t watch it. But I did turn on the TV during his speech and flip channels to watch Carson, landing for about 4.2 seconds on FOX at which point the illegal, fake president had one of the most evil expressions I’ve seen yet on his face. Just bad luck, I guess.

    Where do we go from here? Down. We ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

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93. I tuned in for about 3 seconds, but pelosi didn’t tear kamala in half, so I tuned out.

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94. Glade to see all you fine eh, well, enjoyed tonight’s SOTU. Though I don’t think you really watched it anymore than any five year old could.
    Good to know there is now a “designated asswipe”, they say his tongue is ruff like a cats so it works real good. I didn’t see Tulsi Gabbard there, asking for a guy I know, he has her picture over the bed & his wife is starting to get mad. Working on the next set of mandates, coming soon to you.