Classic Rock artists have been updating their music for their current demographic…
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Speaking of Classic Mucous.. errrr … Music
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Jackass Joe has had some new releases that really stunk up the joint!
Stevie Nicks, “The Edge Of Seventy”
Led Zeppelin, “Stairways? FORGET ‘Em!”
Alice Cooper…80
Joey’s theme song should a rousing version of The William Tell overture with the chorus of take a dump, take a dump, dump, dump ad infinitem. Sponsored by Depends of course. Hi ho, soiled brown and yellow skid marked underwear.
Bah and
Bfh, ur a deadly mf
Led Zeppelin:LIVE From The Urologist, “Whole Lotta Glove”.
(prostate years men will get this)
Joey could play the character of Skid Marx known as the Stinky Ranger with his faithful female black spokesbabe KJP known as Pronto who’s always johnny on the spot to clean up all of the Stinky Ranger’s verbal gaffes. Hi ho Underwear!
Yes: Close to the Edge of the Bed
Pink Floyd: Another Brick in the Toilet
Pat Benetar, “Hit Me With The Clot Shot”
“Classic Mucous” – It snot what you think it is.
Elvis Presley: You ain’t nothin’ but a peanut butter and jelly and banana sandwich.
Bee Gees: How Can You Mend a Broken Heart Valve.
I left a shart, in san-fran-sicko
Lionel Richie: Say You, Say What?
me & you & a colostomy bag too (lobo?)
Tim Hawkins does some great ones.
Like Eric Clapton singing “Rogain”
Neil Diamond singing “Jello”
Bob Dylan: Farting In the Wind, Cat Stevens: Just for joey, Poo Shadow, Cheech And Chong: Pinching A Loaf, Jethro Tull: Thick and Brown Like A Stinky Brick, Jerry Lee Lewis: Great Balls On Fire. Bobby Goldsboro: Watching Snotty Grow.
The Who
“Who are You?….I mean really…Who are You?”
And of course, Big White Turd by It’s A Beautiful Day.
David Bowie – Suck-A-Big Titty
Steve Miller, Lie Like a Beagle
Metallica:
For whom the smell rolls
The mid 60’s novelty song by Napoleon XIV: They’re Coming To take Biden Away. Ha ha, ho ho, to the funny farm….
Tina Turner, What’s a glove got to do with it?
Player: Baby My Back!
The Rolling Stones – Get off of my lawn
Bob Dylan: Like A Kidney Stone
Nights in white iv gowns
Hit me with your best defibrillator
Rolling Stones – Get off of my Lawn
The Who – Who Am I
Oops, sorry Wild Bill!
Too much Aspercreme on my hands
Beach Boys
Little Rascal Scooter
Tommy James and Shondels
Sweet Cherry Jello
Willie Nelson-On The Throne Again
James Brown-Papa’s got a brand new colostomy bag
ZZ Top-Shart Messed Man
Bruce Springsteen: One Stent Up.
Elvis Presley – “Always On My Toilet”
Elvis Presley – “All Stoved Up”
Elvis – “Can’t Help Falling Asleep”
Elvis – “Poopin’ in the Ghetto”
The Doors (aimed at Young Democrat Men)
“C’mon Baby change My Tire”
AC/DC: Whole Lotta Rosacea.
“Funny Farm” by Napoleon XIV.
Original title and song and no reason to retitle in this current situation.
Lionel Richie
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Jell-O
Pink Floyd (with Roger Waters): A Permanent Lapse of Reason
Red Ryder: Lunatic Fringe – ain’t no fringe no mo.
Pink Floyd: Joe Biden’s got Brain Damage.
Donovan: Season of the Bitch.
Donovan: Try and Pass Some Wind (without chunks or chocolate syrup).
Joni Mitchell: Big Yellow Stain.
Tommy James and the Shontells: Crystal Blue Meth.
Elvis Tributes Viagra. When asked how many tabs he takes …
Ah well, It’s one for my honey
Two for the flow
Three to hold steady
Now go Coot, go
But don’t you
Toss out my blue steel pill
Ha, you can fo anything
But lay off of my blue steel pill
Bob Dylan: Like A Kidney Stone
Ray Charles: WHAT’D YOU SAY?
I’ve friends with hip replacements
Gath Brooks :”I’ve got friends with hip replacements” typo sorry
Village people (I got a letter from) A -A-R-P
The Who “WHO are you?’ rewritten for Joe Biden’s campaign theme song
Beatles Do you still need me will you still feed me now that I’m 84
ROLLING STONES I’ve been Tumbling twice
Michael Jackson “don’t let your son go down on me”
Janis Joplin “Me and Bobby gotta Pee”
EAGLES There’s gonna be Heart attack Tonight
Bishop ELVIN “Fooled Around and Fell again”