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The world’s first sperm race will take place before a live audience of more than 1,000 in Los Angeles next week. Ironically, even though thousands of spectators are expected for the match-up, they won’t be able to actually see the participants without a microscope.
The world’s first sperm race. It’s just what it sounds like: a race between sperm. Over on its website, Sperm Racing—the name of the startup organizing the sperm races—explains that it’s built a special microscopic racetrack to face off two sperm samples.
What makes the racetrack unique is that it mimics the reproductive system, copying “chemical symbols, fluid dynamics, [and] synchronized starts.”
Importantly, you won’t be able to actually see the sperm in the race without a microscope, since they’re really small. Not to worry, though Sperm Racing says it’ll be tracking each sperm’s movement with high-resolution cameras to track their microscopic moves. More
I’m thinking if they watched my donation speed down the track it would look something like those crazy Japanese horse races we enjoyed years ago. – Dr. Tar
TMI. Idiots and degenerates.
Provided by the DNC and paid for by the tax-payer.
Favorites are the dems that love to come before any audience and expel their frivolous platitudes.
How much USAID money was used to create this asinine Leftist promotion and production.
Do each sperms wear sponsor patches? K-Y Lube, Viagra, Men’s ED and PE Clinic, PornHub…?
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Each sperm needs a jockey dressed in the colored silks of its sponsors to help it reach the finish line.
You don’t see horse races with no jockeys. Same thing applies to sperms,
DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU HAVE A BIG D, THE CHANCES ARE HIGH THAT YOU WILL PRODUCE BOYS
YOU SEE, THE BOY-PRODUCING SPERM CHARGE OUT FAST BUT BURN OUT QUICKLY, AND THE GIRL-PRODUCING SPERM PACE THEMSELVES FOR THE LONGER JOURNEY BECAUSE OF A KING DAVID-TYPE D
THE MORE YOU KNOW!!
^^^^ DAVID HAD 6 SONS, BUT THAT WAS A MIRACLE
This is what happens when people promote degeneracy.
Are the sperm male or female?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOLBP3eMjQE
Just kind of curious how they get them all out of the gate at the same time? Almost impossible. Unless of course they’re all 18 years old.
@Anon
The boy sperms will be heavier and more muscular than the girl sperms. They are more like snails, nails, and puppy dogs’ tails.
The girl sperms will be smaller and slimmer. They are more like sugar and spice and all things nice.
Except for the sperm named Hillary Hamhocks Rodham, an inhuman beast.
Here I thought it was going to be a competitive circle jerk.
Benito is exactly right. The closer the end of the spray nozzle is to the egg the better chance a male child. At least until they get into public school. Then who knows
Every one of us is the product of a winning sperm.
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Really? Explain Libertarians. It’s like the awesome sperm swam right past the target and the slightly retarded sperm found it.
One down my throat and another up my ass – where they meet determines the winner.
Whutz next, a Sperm Circus with them pulling miniature carts, balancing on tightropes, and driving miniature chariots? And of course no circus would be complete without the ever-popular shot-from-a-cannon event!
You can only imagine what the cannon looks like…
BTW – I found the translation for the Japanese Horse Race:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u-Fr8CXCQ
What prize does the winning sperm get? Can it be put out to stud?