Texas gas station clerk arrested after shooting man who broke jar of salsa.
FOX: A Texas gas station clerk was arrested after opening fire on a man who broke a jar of salsa amid a verbal altercation, according to authorities. Deputies with Constable Mark Herman’s Office responded on Friday to a disturbance call in Atascocita, Texas. When they arrived, deputies identified Breanna Miranda as the suspect.
An investigation into the case revealed what happened leading up to the shooting. Miranda told a man he was not allowed in the store. This prompted a verbal altercation, and the man then broke a jar of salsa inside the store before walking outside. MORE
This should fall under Old West Roy Bean Lawschool Claims and Counter-Claims
Items to Consider
Dude stole a mans or womans salsa, and broke glass
Question: Did Dude pay for said such salsa?
Answer: Looks like Not
Did Dude cause a Dollar Loss to Man or Woman to it / his / her / or their Salsa Salve?
If the answer is yes.
You may shot the motherfucker
What’s for Lunch?
I am torn. I love great salsa. I believe my recipe is better than average, but until I perfect it, am not willing to go grab a gun from my car to shoot someone for destroying some of it.
Was the salsa from New York City?That might explain it?
“An investigation into the case revealed what happened leading up to the shooting.”
“Miranda told a man he was not allowed in the store.”
Their “investigation” seemed to start at the middle of the event. WHY was he told he was not allowed in the store? Why didn’t he leave? If he was told to leave, and didn’t, that is trespass. If he started breaking stuff, that indicates a propensity toward violence, and she had reasonable fear for her safety. There is more to the story than is in the article.
Court is in Session
SUBTITLE: Shut Da Fuq Up and Think
Details are Sketchy
Someone said knock knock
Someone said no
Someone broke something of value
Someone said Pay Up
Someone said Fuck You or said something to that effect
Someone ran
Someone fired
These are the Facts as we know them
HAMMER TIME
Someone owes someone $4.99 + TAX
Someone could offer to cleanup the broken glass and tomato based condiment. By tongue would be better.
That still leaves a Predictament
Even after cleanup duty by the perp
Someone is still out $4.99 + TAX
Salsa Verde Sauce is from My Moms Garden
And I hold Hammerabies Hammer High
Whom Gets It
Whats the Verdict?
Hammerabies wants to know
Whom made What and Where
This shall sway my judgement
But did they read to her the “Miranda” warning?
The big question facing the jury will be: ” What would Haranmbe do”?
There’s a Pace commercial in there somewhere.
Until the idiots plaguing our land get the message there are consequences for acting like an idiot, look for more of this.
Not the Salsa!
I’m OK with it.