A former Russian agent claims that in his search of Soviet archives he came across evidence that Stalin’s secret police were analyzing the stool samples of those they were spying on.
He reports that when Mao visited Moscow, the secret police collected samples from the Chinese leader so they could gain insight into his personality.
Hey, former Russian agent…..smell this……
it’s a shitty job, but someone’s gotta do it…….
Shitheads.
He collected Obama’s
Relevant:
http://www.answers.com/Q/Who_collects_the_presidents_poop
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The CIA did the same thing when meeting high ranking Soviet leaders. They would disconnect the pipe and collect the flush. I guess they wanted insight on their health. No joke!
http://gizmodo.com/san-franciscos-first-outdoor-urinal-opens-just-in-time-1755961380
San Fran what a filthy place
And now you know the origin of the word ANALyze.
They created a great stockpile to fling at people during the next war
J. Edgar Hoover once discovered a turd on his back porch and had the FBI lab analyze it to find out who was the perp. Turned out to be a Raccoon.
There used to be an old expression –
“to get the poop on someone” meant getting information on them. I wonder if this is where it originated from?
Wondering what the thoughts are of the guy that joined secret service thinking it was sexy cool and finds himself collecting feces.
$hitheads.
I worked with a guy who was an Enlisted Man in Vietnam working in Army Intelligence and he said they picked up VC poop along with everything else for analysis.
Gave em insight into diet, health, &c.
They were determined to get to the bottom of the poop on who was the stool pigeon.
Guess that let Clyde Tolson off the hook.
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The most logical explanation of its origin I ever heard was that the afterdeck of sailing ships, called the “poop deck” (from the French “la poupe”, meaning “stern”), was where information was disseminated by the Captain to the crew. From that may have come “getting the latest poop” on something or someone. I don’t know for a certainty that’s true, but it does make sense.
Damn. Talk about a “shit detail”…
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