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Stop the world, I wanna get off

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  1. And how dare ‘she’ not consider that the employee may consider ‘herself’ to be a female.
    Enough to give anyone a headache.
    Also, I have been in office bathroom when a female cleaning lady came in and started cleaning. Whatever. They certainly have no interest in you.

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  2. Live with it dummass. Imagine how a straight male ladybug feels.

    we need leashes and kennels for these freaks if we continue to allow them in public. Maybe make them wear flourescent collars or something.

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  3. She/He/It is assuming it was a MAN that entered, sexual stereotyping at its worse. It/she/he/zer/wtf could have been a transgender female, or a transgender male, a hermorphodite, or could be identifying a as gay transexual zebra that day. I mean really, what a BIGOT!

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  4. Okay Mr. Big you started it with your “Washroom” story.

    As a few of you know I play rent-a-cop on the weekends and we let the “truckers” use the washroom in the security center. Which is why I make DAMN SURE to crap at home and not here. Came in today and what do I find AGAIN the first time I go into the washroom? Footprints / Bootprints on the top of the commode!

    There’s a perfectly good (and usually clean before outsiders use it) toilet seat on the commode. Why do our friends form the Mid East find it necessary to lift the seat, drop trow and squat while standing on the commode to take a crap??? And I won’t speculate as to what they use to wipe their ass!

    Seriously, why can’t they be toilet trained? And this is what we need more of for “Diversity?” Anyone? Anyone? ANYONE?

    Is this me being xen·o·pho·bic (and “wordy”) again?

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  5. I give exactly no shits about the public excretory habits of mental defectives. Or their needs to privacy in public restrooms.

    Fuck you. Do what I do. Pull the truck over in an inconspicuous place, open both doors on one side and pee on the ground. And make goddam sure no member of the neurotic public has a fuckin’ clue what you’re doing.

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  6. Anymouse – OK, so now you just reminded me of the time (about 30 years ago) I went to a factory in Sevierville, TN and there in the Men’s room was an official sign on the wall:
    “Please No Standing On The Urinal”
    Understand that these were all the wall type that did not go to the floor.
    Now I have no idea why or how anyone would do that in the first place, if it wuz some kind of local custom or whut, but it sure made me look at the people that worked there juuuuuust a little differently!

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  7. @Anymouse, I seem to remember a product advertisement a while back for a short footstool that one slides up next to the commode for the user to place his or her feet on. It was suppose to change the posture into a more natural squat position and thus make moving one’s bowels easier.
    https://www.squattypotty.com/

    I mention it thinking perhaps that’s why our brethren from other nations prefer to squat over the toilet rather than sit. Perhaps placing butt cheek to toilet seat is as disgusting for them as finding their foot prints there or perhaps they just can get use to the feel of seat to butt or perhaps they can’t crap any other way, just like tolerance for other practitioners of other religions, they just can’t force themselves to do it they are so engrained with their old world culture.

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  8. I use public or work terlets for a number two only when absolutely necessary, maybe 2 or 3 times a year. It gives me the willies to put my butt down where some fruitcake may have been sitting.

    It’s all about timing. I do my business when I get up in the morning, and that cleans me out for the whole day. Then, I go again at night. One you get in that rhythm, you can usually avoid sitting on a disgusting terlet seat at work or wherever.

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  9. Dr. Tar JUNE 8, 2019 AT 9:04 PM

    Thank you for the explanation. I knew someone here could made some sort of sense out of it…

    I suppose I should be glad they pick up the seat and not stand on that.

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  10. Lotta crap this morning. And Oh, Hillary accuses President Trump of collusion/ Obstruction of justice etc. Imagine that?
    Now, for sure, the walls are closing in; the noose is tightening; it’s the beginning of the end, for sure.
    Have a great day all.

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  11. Please accept my apologies for being crude, but the methodology I described does work, for those who are, like me, squeamish about using public toilets. Urinals are always OK, because there is no touching.

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