”
CHECK CHECK
Joe
Can you hear me
Just nod if you can hear
OK
Go inside and order an Ice Cream
Ice Cream Joe
Not a Slushie
Its winter and nobody orders slushies in the winter
That would like stupid
Order a chocolate Ice Cream with extras sprinkles
And nuts
And uhm whipped cream
Yea
Order that
After that go back outside with the Ice Cream and get ready to answer a few questions from the press
Don’t forget to lick the Ice Cream when you answer
They really fall for that
The first question will be about debating Trump right away.
Look at the camera while licking the Ice Cream and say Bring It Boy
Do not forget
Bring it boy
Got it all
Good
OK
Action . . .
2
Fucking Fib Telling Moron
1
Donald what are your thoughts on this, well I’ll tell you my Space police team will take this to the Supreme Court of Star Trek & demand I have total Presidential Immunity, WTF? Sounds like someone got Lost in Space.
”
Joe
Breaking News
Joe London calling
Switching Audio feed over to the telephone line
Hold the line Joe
Hello
Hello
This is London calling
Are we reaching
Yes Hello Joe
Just letting you know the King may have the crabs
JOE BIDEN: I had Oil Cancer once
end of trans
1
The earpiece man sounds stressed. He needs some Biden drugs.
1
“Jill’s looking pretty used up… like a battered dictionary in a stupid family!”
3
Probably a funny bit, but he needs to modulate the volume. Could hardly hear Joe, and then Earphone Guy would scream.
I never heard of oil cancer before. Do you get that from being a snake oil salesman?
”
CHECK CHECK
Joe
Can you hear me
Just nod if you can hear
OK
Go inside and order an Ice Cream
Ice Cream Joe
Not a Slushie
Its winter and nobody orders slushies in the winter
That would like stupid
Order a chocolate Ice Cream with extras sprinkles
And nuts
And uhm whipped cream
Yea
Order that
After that go back outside with the Ice Cream and get ready to answer a few questions from the press
Don’t forget to lick the Ice Cream when you answer
They really fall for that
The first question will be about debating Trump right away.
Look at the camera while licking the Ice Cream and say Bring It Boy
Do not forget
Bring it boy
Got it all
Good
OK
Action . . .
Fucking Fib Telling Moron
Donald what are your thoughts on this, well I’ll tell you my Space police team will take this to the Supreme Court of Star Trek & demand I have total Presidential Immunity, WTF? Sounds like someone got Lost in Space.
”
Joe
Breaking News
Joe London calling
Switching Audio feed over to the telephone line
Hold the line Joe
Hello
Hello
This is London calling
Are we reaching
Yes Hello Joe
Just letting you know the King may have the crabs
JOE BIDEN: I had Oil Cancer once
end of trans
The earpiece man sounds stressed. He needs some Biden drugs.
“Jill’s looking pretty used up… like a battered dictionary in a stupid family!”
Probably a funny bit, but he needs to modulate the volume. Could hardly hear Joe, and then Earphone Guy would scream.
I never heard of oil cancer before. Do you get that from being a snake oil salesman?