Pedophile sandwich pitchman Jared Fogle, just three months into a 16-year prison sentence, has put on 30 cake-fueled pounds behind bars, according to a published report. – NYP
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Could be trying to make himself as repellant to sodomites as possible.
How in the hell is there so much food in prison that a person can gain 30 pounds? Whatever happened to making small rocks out of big rocks? Where is the chain gang?
Well it certainly wasn’t from eating footlongs. Nor many calories in those!
who cares? I am sure all the kids he harmed are just doing swell.
scum bag child molester. should be eating dirt.
Put the Afluenza kid in the same cell.
He should get 30 pounds in his ass, nightly.
I think we should now refer to ass rape as being ” FOGLED “
Not the only “pounding” he’s gonna be getting
He needs to find himself a prison daddy, real fast, and cellie-up with him. Otherwise, he’s going to get eaten by the sharks.
The GOPe remind me of Jared Fogle.
“and he buys Honey Buns by the box”
Ironic that Jared’s new roommate have given him that very nick name.
it’s easy to put on weight in prison, you can buy whatever you want from commissary so if you have the money on your account you can snack all day long.
mnhawk, you beat me to it. lol
He heard that the negroes liked fat asses … like that Kandy-ass guy (married to the Karsdastain?)
trying to be like hillary – too big to jail
More cushion for the pushin’. Turn around short eyes.
More cushion for pushin’, as the saying goes.
So he went from the 6 inch Turkey sub to the MEAT LOVER FOOT LONG!
He should be getting PLENTY of 6 inchers and rice pudding in the slammer – and he’s GAINING weight?! 😳
That is to say… D’OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! 😳
I’m thinking that little violin should be a couple of tiny banjoes…
It’s not the foot longs that gain the weight. It’s the extra man mayo sauce.