Drunk student crashes into parked police car attempting topless Snapchat selfie.
EAG: BRYAN, Texas – A Texas A&M freshman spent the night in Jail Wednesday after Bryan police allege she crashed her SUV into the back of a parked patrol car moments after taking a topless Snapchat selfie.
Bryan Police Officer John Sartell wrote in his report that he responded to a disturbance call near campus around 8:30 p.m. Wednesday and parked his patrol car along E. Villa Maria Road with the emergency lights flashing, KBTX reports.
“I heard the sound of a vehicle braking hard and heard what sounded like a vehicle collision,” he wrote.
When he returned to his patrol car, 20-year-old Miranda Kay Rader was at the wheel of an SUV that had crashed into the vehicle attempting to her shirt back on over her unfastened bra, according to the Dallas News. read more
I’m saying innocent until I see proof.
MEGYN KELLY….this coulda been your life….except your tit’s are just festive ‘B”s….
Gotta make her parents proud.
@ @….there ya go Bad Brad…
Festive? No, they are sad and depressed and would fit in a size 4 tube sock.
LOL Doc!!!!….40K a year and all ya got is a citation for public nudity…..APPLY YERSELF!!!!!
Could have been much worse if she’d attempted a snapperchat instead.
I’m sure glad I’m not in college now. It almost sounds like fun, except for the crashing one’s car into another car – especially a LEO car.
Now I’m going to forever wonder if I have/had the talent to take a naked selfie and then dress while driving and drunk. Wonder if the college gives credit for such feates. Probably.
Is the LEO in trouble for parking his cruiser in her way?
that’s “feats” not feates – argh!
PJ, let’s start with first things first. Snap a topless photo and send it to us. We’ll work on the rest later
I thought you were mispelling teats. And yes the school does give extra credit.
Unfortunately, at my age, my arms aren’t long enough to aim the camera properly. 🙂
I was in high school/college during streaking days/nights. SMH.
PJ. To funny
jc lady, are u telling us something? 😉
@PErspective, LOL
Pan, I think I remember her
Stupid phone. PJ,
Bad, I am using an ipad right now, and it ls making me nutty. i’ve had it fora few weeks, and try to use it for short lengths of time. Difficult to get used to. Still trying to learn how to manuver between sites. It may never happen.
Deplorable PJ an JCLady….I’ll sleep better tonight knowing your inner spirit….I admire that…
I heard the Cubs lost tonight…7-2…and are down 3 games to 1 in the series….How do you say WAHOO in 7 different languages?…
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=cleveland+indians+mascot&id=48719F20C3E96F834B61FC5151F251C9F7108D57&FORM=IARRTH
DON’T TXT AND TITS while driving.
Willy G G, DH went to sleep sad. He’s waited all his life for the CUbbies to win, his dad waited also, and his grandfather the same. He pulled out a letter from his mom to his dad during WW II where she wrote that th CUbbies were in the I Think playoffs. No mention of their loss in dad,s return letter.
We are extremely sas here.
Sorry Deplorable PJ….ya just can’t explain the Cubs, but Wrigley field might be the best place on the whole earth to spend an afternoon. Drink a few Old Styles and eat some Chicago Dogs, sing take me out to the ball park with Harry Carry….there IS always that….a couple three burgers at Billy Goats….dangerous rides on the ‘L’…some of my better memories…LOL…
Thanks Wills GG. I haven’t seen DH so sad in a long time. He turned the game off early, then checked back, saw the score, and went to bed.
If that’s a tattoo on her chest, I don’t even want to see the selfie. Too young anyway. And stupid.
Where were these girls when I was an Aggie undergrad?!?
As the officer approached her she wuz heard muttering:
“Teats don’t fail me now!”
Well, at least the officer got to see the evidence up close and personal and not just a bad cell phone photo!
Officer, please describe the offending breasts by selecting from the below list:
(o)(o) (.)(.) (o/\o) [0][0] (@)(@) {,}{,} (.Y.) (oYo) (#^#) (!Y!) (-)(-) (./\.)
Jethro: You’ve got wayy too much time on your hands. ;–)
Forgot one (or two):
\./\./
Tim Conway Jr. coined the phrase ‘selfless toppie’.
JCLady, I know that was in the day before “Selfie” but there was such a thing as friends, alcohol, slumber parties, and Polaroids!