I think this is because many on the left don’t even know what their sex is.
People who describe themselves as “very right wing” are the most likely to be satisfied with their sex lives, according to a survey carried out across five European countries by the polling company YouGov.
That explains why Hillary, Pelosi, Michelle etc all look so miserable.
If that’s true, Bill Clinton must’ve been slightly to the right of Attila the Hun.
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I don’t know a normal guy alive that would want to bang some leftist hag. Have you seen these progressive bitches, like trigglypuff? Gross fat, hairy and most likely feminist!
On the other side of things, liberals are also likely to be sexually lost. Not knowing your gender or banging people just to test whether your gay likely takes a toll on your soul. So it’s no wonder progressive leftists are unsatisfied in bed.
I, and Rosey Palmer are very happy together
How about a good sex joke?
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?” he asked. “Yes!” said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.
“Go and get help!” he cried. “But I can’t. I’m naked and my clothes are gone!” “Take my shoe”, he said, “and cover yourself.” Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, “Please help me! My boyfriend’s stuck!” The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, “There’s nothing I can do…he’s in too far.”
That’s because the far right have sex relations with actual humans of the opposite sex!
I can confirm that this study is 100% TRUE.
Because if you’re really conservative, you’ve sought out, and hopefully established, a mutually beneficial relationship with a committed partner. You get satisfaction knowing that your satisfying your partner, unselfishly. And it gets better and better over time.
Liberals, OTOH, are trapped in their immature SELFISHNESS, and no orgasmic sensation, no matter how skillfully executed, can satisfy their deep emptiness. It explains their proclivities: fetishes, perversions, multiple partners…. they constantly seek from outside that which can only be found within.
Best sex advice I’ve given my kids is to hope they don’t fall blindly in love with a liberal.
and BTW, Bubba is a sad little man that demonstrates how pathetic one can be when one pursues, like a hound, every variety of sexual satisfaction but is INCAPABLE of choosing a healthy option.
He joined Hitlery, had to resort to RAPE (in desperation) and will die a miserable POS with multiple venereal diseases that he has earned.
A group of older, single, very nice looking women were frustrated because there just aren’t any good men out there. They’re liberals with zero knowledge of current events, economics, or history. Solid Hillary supporters. When asked what they were looking for in a man, they came up with a litany of gag inducing traits. Had to tell them the kind of guys they were looking for already had boyfriends. Probably won’t be invited back.
judgeroybean – LMAO
I keep telling the ladies, “enough already, you already had six orgasms tonight”.