Remember the lady that took it upon herself to restore a painting of Jesus?
Well, we were a little hard on her. We had no idea how much worse she could have done… until now.
It seems baby Jesus might have Zika.
NTDWA– A new head on a baby Jesus statue is causing some to look twice in a churchyard in Sudbury, Ontario, Canada. The head, which went missing from the pearly white statue a year ago, has been replaced by a handmade terracotta sculpture created by a local artist. “It really is shocking to the eyes because of the big contrast in colour,” the church’s priest Gérard Lajeunesse.
Lajeunesse went to several businesses to see if a replacement head could be built. “It has to be custom made. And nobody even wanted to consider it,” he said. Replacing the entire statue would cost between $6,000 and $10,000. “You wonder, if we do replace it with a new one, will we be up against the same situation?” Lajeunesse said, noting the head’s reputation for going missing.That’s when local artist Heather Wise knocked on Lajeunesse’s door, asking about the statue. “She was quite upset about it and she offered to do something if she could,” Lajeunesse said.
BEHOLD!
lolololol first of all,
Second, did you not ask for samples of her work???
Do you mother truckers not have internet? email? Do you know about online crowd funding?
I can’t even. I need a beer.
Ok no, I’m back. They all need to be struck down with some kind of eternally itchy ass plague.
There. I’m done.
Self-portrait?
I think the more pertinent question is how did baby Jesus’ head come to be missing? Three guesses and the first two don’t count.
Hadn’t seen Benny Hill in a while. His sculpting sucks.
Having visited Ontario many times, I can say this doesn’t surprise me at all. LOL!
Heather thinks it’s funny.
Very funny! And it looks like a Chia Pet.
Looks like Lucifer had a kid!
I think the priest let her plunk that head on as a reminder that the community didn’t pitch in the C$10-6 K to replace the damaged statue.
That it’s supposed to be a temporary replacement takes down the horror only a notch.
Allll they had to do was check her publicly posted art. https://www.facebook.com/heather.wise.161/photos?collection_token=100007998912611%3A2305272732%3A5&
Gee Wally, looks like she’s into large-boobed aliens!
Was she the courtroom sketch artist that drew Tom Brady?
They couldn’t get the “artist” who created Scary Lucy?
How many tabs did she swallow before making that head?
“Local artist” ??
From what locale ? Remulak ?
This is at the request of the pope. He wants to combine Catholicism with Wiccan.
so quick to judge…just wait until the seeds sprout, then decide.
I remember LMAO, and when I just saw the pic again I started laughing again. They won’t leave well enough alone.
The church’s new slogan: Jesus Christ – Not Just Another Pretty Face!
My first impression is that it is a deviously clever Muslim plot using nice old ladies to destroy Christian art and Iconography.
MJA: Outstandingly satisfying curse.
I just finished my ‘Draw the Pirate’ art school application from a Reader’s Digest, I’m hoping to get a crack at restoring the Sistine Chapel ceiling. Adam would look cool with Kapernick Afro
Ch-ch-ch Chesus.
BTW, is code pink now an official Pantone color name?
A head that only a toby jug or Ugly Face Jug could love.
They misread her as. Instead of ‘local’ artist, it said ‘loco’ artist.
It’s amazing the growth of appreciation you get for real artistic people, when you see something like this abomination.
Maybe the ‘artist’ runs a pre-school and this was the work of one of the children?
Is that supposed to be a crown, or does Baby Jesus have horns?
Well … I dropped 2 Obola sculptures into the toilet this mornin … and Jill dumped an Al Gore …
I coulda ben a contender!
It looks like something from Design Toscano, masters of tacky.
Frodo of Nazareth…..?
My first thought, it is a chia pet. The commnents prior confirm that.
If brother and sister Bart & Lisa Simpson had a child together . . .
God God, I guess drugs are legal in Canada. Being Toronto and being into cultural enrichment, maybe it’s the head of Big Mo, you know the pedophile king of the muzzies.
“Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.”
Zeroh for the thread win!