Suspect steals 31 boxes of Trojan condoms from market – IOTW Report

Suspect steals 31 boxes of Trojan condoms from market

TSG: JANUARY 12–An Illinois woman is jailed on a felony theft charge after she was caught stealing 31 boxes of Trojan condoms from a supermarket, according to cops who said that the combined price of the purloined prophylactics exceeded $300.

According to court records, Shaearion Davis, 25, was arrested Tuesday afternoon following the condom heist at a Schnucks market in Swansea, an Illinois community about 15 miles east of St. Louis, Missouri.

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28 Comments on Suspect steals 31 boxes of Trojan condoms from market

  1. Trusted news site 4chan is reporting that Shaearion here is Moochelle’s secret girlfriend.
    Shaearion is getting ready cause Moochelle will be free to visit regularly after next week and is really horny.

  2. “Shaearion”

    where do they come up with these names?
    is it just bad spelling or is this done on purpose?
    could the mother not spell “Sharon”?

    “what’s your last name?”
    “Smith”
    “how do you spell it”?
    “J-O-N-E-S”
    (thanks george carlin)

    the names alone will make you question the effectiveness of their public education.

  3. Why not just head back to the High School she dropped out of; don’t they give em away?

    All out of balloons?

    There’s something indescribably sad about this …

    izlamo delenda est …

  4. I call BS. Blacks don’t use condoms, or any other kind of birth control(except abortion). Just look at how many kids single black mothers have from numerous different black males. The more kids they have, the more welfare money they get.

  5. The area just east of St Louis is a very dangerous area. I wonder if the police even made the effort to track her movements back to the brothel that she was probably stealing the condoms for.

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