Cecilia Cato says she had the same problem in school. She had stage fright, horrified at the thought of bouncing one off the ceramic tiles, like a tuba player clearing the valves.
So she says they should pipe loud music into the bathroom to provide cover.
I’m not kidding.
The original author of the article, comically, suggested the song Waterloo. Nice attempt, but they need to leave it to the pros, and by pros I mean the commenters of iOTWreport.com.
My suggestion doesn’t seem like much in the way of a pun, but I think you’ll understand why I chose this song after you see the video. I chose it because it would be a bad song.
I suggest the song Good Lovin’ — > video
Story HERE
ht/ fdr in hell
That’s because the Muzzies have stretched out their assholes so far they sound like party favors.
C’mon Swedes, Couln’nt that Money be better Spent Catering to Muslims ???
I like to crap to the 1812 overture
Well, they can beat the frau in Germany to
the punch with Deutschland Uber Alles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2IaFaJrmno
@But that’s me
Finale! Real bells real cannon. Gooooo for it
https://youtu.be/u2W1Wi2U9sQ
Big Ten Inch
Oooo! I did it again!
So I was in the stall. And I just started on the baked potato diet. No butter, no sour cream, just baked potato. So I feel bloated and am farting like crazy. I am farting for so long it starts to make me laugh. Then my farts start to coincide with my chuckles. Which makes me laugh more.
When I exit the stall I am confronted with my Indian born coworker. He asks, “what was so funny”?
They don’t get it.
Rumble Seat
That Smell
Plop goes the weasel
How about ‘Smack dat Ass’
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mYoL0OHfi-c
Wow, who’s got time to listen to music? I shit and git.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IUZEtVbJT5c
I’m just happy when I have a BM
How about Constipation Blues ◦ Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAzSvhioo34
Didn’t Jackie Kennedy leave the faucet running when she was doing her business in the bathroom so she wouldn’t hear the sounds of her taking a dump?
this will help them remember who they want to be like
Rammstein – Amerika
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM
Rammstein – Mein Land
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaxDxHUWP8
i even made a mix for their ‘problem’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxuEtL7gxoM&list=RD_4Xlc8CIfOI
even the russians like
Russian Rammstein – Du Riechst So Gut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJboSby7nW0
Wonder if Kaepernick uses the National Anthem…
“bouncing one off the ceramic tiles, like a tuba player clearing the valves”
I can’t even.
Trombone solo performance of Flight of the Bumblebee
Here’s an even better idea. Perfect, even!
Play a recording of two or three people taking noisy dumps.
Yngwie Malmsteen’s “Fury”
I used the stall next to my boss. Afterwards he said I sounded like a virgin.
Naw, even the swedes don’t like Yngwie Malmsteen anymore. really! i know, they’re my peeps.
that’s why he’s always over here playing micro mini venues.
He’s like a majorette in a baton twirling contest and twirls so fast you can’t see the baton and are always wondering if it’s really there or not. and it’s not.
not many followers on twitter either
https://twitter.com/OfficialYJM
just like this guy to
https://twitter.com/ulijonroth1
and this guy
https://twitter.com/MW_Schenker
the winds of change are blowing the lights out in london and they’ve hit rock bottom because they let the disciples of hell into their land of confusion.
had to throw Phil Collins in there.
https://twitter.com/PhilCollinsFeed
Drop a cantaloupe in the toilet, then ask the person in the next stall for a cigarette. Everyone has flatulence.
So far before their time, that it’ll be fresh again:
CCR’s “There’s a Bathroom on the Right”
Flushing New York Symphony Orchestra Greatest Hits.
Smells Like Teen Spirit
I Poop at Home by George Thorogood
I poop at Home, yeah,
With nobody else
I poop at home, yeah,
With nobody else
You know when I poop at home,
I prefer to be by myself
Every morning just before breakfast,
right after my coffee
Just me and two rolls of toilet paper,
That’s all I ever need
‘Cause I poop at home, yeah,
With nobody else
I have two suggestions:
The Magnum Fartus – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk-5RVMerfI
and one of my very favorites from the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PycvJqUyEs