Patriot Retort: Last night in Manhattan, the rich and allegedly famous turned out for the famed Met Gala that up until ten minutes ago, I’d never heard of. And from the looks of it, fashion designers have decided that rich people are so completely stupid, they can sell them a dress no matter how hideous it is.
As for example Caroline Kennedy.
Her momma she aint.
A bit early for Halloween.
She looks like some sort of Munchkin.
Looks like they wrapped her up in cardboard windshield sun visors.
Niiiiiice.
?!?
Reminds me of the wicked witches guards garb in Wizard of Oz.
Geeze. Wicked witches guards garb. Say that fast three times!
At first I’d wondered if MJA photoshopped this outfit!
Someone missed the garments worn by moose, so Caroline filled in.
Aren’t those dash board shades ?
The ‘rich and famous’ doesn’t that explain escargot and caviar??
….the shit that I would never eat because the price is ridiculous and the thought of eating it is nauseous.
How many Syrian refugees is she smuggling into the country under that tent?
Why is she wearing a sofa?
@PHenry, no immigrants. Rosie O’Donut.
She’s just following the Michelle Obama style. But that costume looks like you can see the furniture legs sticking out.
The thing is, that isn’t even the most ludicrous of outfits. Those self-absorbed “celebrities” are the worst examples of humanity that we have to offer.
Is she asked me if she looked fat in that dress, what the hell would I say?
Scarlett O’Hara’s drapery dress looked so much better than that thing. And there is no telling how much Caroline’s cost! EEK.
Ah, Calorine, the Luffred Geisha! Velly, velly corolfur!
@truckbud
Be honest. Then run for your life.
Relax! It’s just a variation on the theme of a “bad taste party”. When some city folks get really bored, they throw a bad taste party.
First thing that comes to mind is Oompaloompa…
That dress got her kicked out of the Lollipop Guild.
Looks like something the Mooch would wear. Caroline needs to quit competing with the Mooch.
So that’s what happens when people save the gift wrapping
At this rate, Zoolander may end up as more documentary than comedy.
@Claudia – Here’s something to ponder: Did you ever wonder, if the Wicked Witch of the West was so all-seeing and powerful, why the heck did she need guards?
Not to mention the fact that when it really came time to protect her, they were absolutely worthless at it.
Typical Civil Service sinecure positions.
Do. Not. Click.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHCgIc4d6JM
I warned ya’.
Why do all the Kennedys have a smile like Sea Biscuit?
Three rolls of gift wrapping paper from Dollar Tree.
Held together with scotch tape.
I think it was three umbrellas that had been
stripped of their skeletons and sewn together.
This is exactly what Gabby Giffords looks like after she dresses herself in the dark.
Jerry, that’s terrible, but why am I laughing so hard. Can’t stop either.
I knew I shouldn’t have left the outdoor tablecloths on the deck tables in this wind.
With that hairdo she looks like an 80s school teacher wrapped in tacky couch upholstery. What a nerd.
Are those… pipe cleaner arms on her dress? To mimic her real ones?
Hollywood had officially gone batsh-t crazyville. Even their clothes are ugly now.
[too bad, I used to look forward to all of the lovely gowns.]
From the 2017 Fat Albert Collection (off the rack).
This is one incredibly stupid woman. A complete froot loop. She was our ambassador to Japan. What a friggin embarassment.
Name The Event “GAY-la” and see who shows up.
Hope that thing doesn’t fly up when she sits down.
annie Go Trump
That’s what you get when you let a woman-hating gay designer make fashion choices for you, and your an attention whore!
It’s…waterproof?
Scarlet O’Hara had some leftover curtain material! So why not use it!
I don’t know for sure but has anyone ever accused her of thinking?
I’m reminded of the wallpaper sample books my mother used to look through in the 60s.