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Animal feed specialists in Switzerland proudly reported this week that they have come up with a new cow formula that will reduce the gaseous emissions of the ruminants.

Tree huggers around the globe reportedly gave their favorite woody pal a squeeze celebrating our deliverance from cow-caused global warming. More

8 Comments on Swiss Miss

  1. If CO2 is invisible how can they measure how much it weighs? Or are they just guessing or speculating about this, my guess is that it’s all made up just like all the globull warming lies. And if cow farts are supposedly killing the planet, what about all the other critters including man farts contributing to globull warming. And just how do they measure it in the first place, do they have to sneak up on a cow and catch them farting. Up next the fart police will be going around fining people depending on the amount of gas they pass in a yr. and taxing or fining you for how much you fart. And I’m not kidding, some idiot in California probably has already or will soon suggest it. They better start with me since I had homemade chili for dinner.

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  2. I sure hope several liberal EU scientists examined the business end of the subject very closely to collect their ‘data’.
    So the cows don’t fart anymore because they all have the scours.

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