IRVINE, CA—Cultural appropriators in America, you’ve just been put on notice. Fast-Food giant Taco Bell has announced that from now on it will only serve customers of Mexican descent to ensure that “everyone stays in their lanes.”
Patrons will be asked to show proof of their Mexican heritage at the drive-thru window or dine-in counter, and anyone who doesn’t meet the stringent racial standards won’t be able to partake in Taco Bell’s authentic Mexican cuisine.
Great job, Taco Bell! It’s important for restaurants to make sure that people of different ethnicities are not experiencing each other’s cultures, or harmfully colonizing fast food.
ht/ mighty mojo
Expect a rapid and substantial reduction in foodborne illness.
Things that make ya go hmmmm…
30% filler is about the same percentage of deadbeats and freeloaders in the country
How thoughtful…Now people won’t have to get homesick for disgusting intestinal conditions from crappy food prepared by complaining incompetent people.
Are Thursdays now called “Ban the Beaners Day” at the All American Hamburger Stands?
Twenty years ago, whoever headlined this post would have never thought of adding “a satire” to the title. Even The Onion, a premier satirical site, frequently cannot outdo liberals in creating loony ideas.
We laugh at The Onion and give credit about how clever they are. We need to laugh at liberals while pointing out how stupid they are.
It’s time we start blaming any fake news made by a right-wing site on the left because it is so difficult to recognize satire because of how fucked up they are.
“… Only Serve People From Mexico …”
Ha ha ha! No “people” from mexico – only mexicans!
Thas some funny shit, there!
izlamo delenda est …
Can Chalupa still post here as Chalupa if he’s not Mexican?
Yo quiero Babylon Bee
If Chalupa truly believes that he is Mexican, then yes, he can post as Chalupa. Those are the new rules
Just like if I truly believe that I am Lennie Small from “Of Mice and Men”, then I’m allowed to accidentally kill puppies when i pet them
They’re only going to serve people from Mexico?
Isn’t their food greasy enough as it is?
Happy GRINGO DE MAYO everybody!
Feliz Unger Y Oscar Madison a todos!
Con amor,
Maria Juanita Desiderio Alberto Arnaz y de Acha III
Y tu tambien Maria!
Taco Bell also said that it would fire all the Mexicans that work as order-takers, food preparers, and washer-uppers and hire gringos to take their places.
In an unrelated development, Governor Jerry Brown has just been assassinated.